( from JoeBrandi.net )

Lets make this simple. There is no such thing as "Gay for Pay". You are either Gay or not Gay. You don't suck a cock because you don't like it or you are doing it just for money. If you need money go get a job. Most men will throw up if they tried sucking a dick. They would gag. I gag just thinking about it. I have a hard time just biting a hot dog..... and I love hot dogs.

Listen carefully women. If you know a guy in the industry who sucked a cock and is telling you it's because he is an actor ONLY, do me a favor please. Open up the phone book and find the closest shrink. The guy is koo-koo with a capital K for Cock. I'm so sick of guys in the adult industry saying "Gay for Pay". Get the fuck out of here! What happened to the real men out there. Where are the men who ride horses, play football and spit?

I'm straight. There's no straight conventions or parades. I don't have a T-shirt with a football on it saying "Straight & Proud". Keep your sexual orientation to yourself. I could care less if you are gay, straight, bi, bi-curious, gay-curious, straight only on Tuesdays, Gay only on holidays, etc. Just keep it to yourself. There's no need to shout it out on a roof top just like your not fooling anyone by saying "Gay for Pay".

One of my best friends is gay, and I have to say that just like if I was writing a blog about midgets I would have to point out that I have at least one midget friend. But honestly it's true. If I didn't have family he would have been my Best Man at my wedding. We get along great. Want to know why? Because he doesn't have a "Gay Pride" t-shirt or a rainbow flag on his car. ( For the record, he had that and I made him take it down because he was moving into a rather rough area...not a good idea )

My wife works in a salon so I'm surrounded by guys who seem like they just did an 8-Ball of Fairy Dust all day, but they all have one thing in common. When you sit down with them they all admit that there is no such thing as Gay for Pay. One drag queen dresses up as Cher every Halloween. He makes Cher look ugly. He's better looking then Cher all done up. He sings, dances and he's got better legs then most women I know. Wait..now I'm sounding gay. Hold on. I have to spit and throw a football while I get my horse.....be right back.

This is what I want every guy to do right now. Sit down and go to a gay website. I know, I know, just do it it's a learning experience. Watch a guy suck a cock. Here's the test. Did you throw up just a little bit in your mouth? If the answer is no then you may be gay. If you said "yes" now here's my questions for you...

Would you suck a cock for $500? How about $5000? How about $5 million?

OK, here's the answer to anyone that says there is such thing as "Gay For Pay". YOU DON'T GET PAID $5 MILLION DOLLARS TO DO A BLOWJOB SCENE ! They are sucking cock for a few hundred dollars..not 5 MILLION. So either they are really really really really broke or they like it. Plain and simple and anyone who argues this point with me is an absolute moron. Guy cocksucking scenes go for a few hundred bucks. These guys pull up in their convertibles and their $200 jeans to a shoot and then say "I'm totally straight dude...its just Gay for Pay". What the fuck? What am I missing?

This all leads to another interesting conversations. These guys who do Tranny movies and then say they are straight. WHAT THE FUCK? It's a dude with a dick. Am I the only one who see's this so black and white? Again, if you are sucking a penis the chance of you being gay is pretty high. I would say at least 99.999% on the low end.

I want any male porn star who reads this who has sucked a cock and proclaims he is just "Gay for Pay" to debate me on this. I want any guy that had a cock rammed up his ass for $500 to please contact me and explain how you are "Gay for Pay" only.

There was a time that I was rolling up quarters to buy food and buy gas to be able to get to work, but there was never a time that I said to myself "Maybe I will suck a cock just on Tuesdays to get myself out of this financial hole." You want to know why I didn't do that? Because I'm straight. I could be the straightest guy you know. I don't even like to watch porn where there's 2 guys banging a chick because if two cocks are touching during a D.P that's semi-gay to me.

No jerkoffs I'm not homophobic. I'm a real man who can tell when another male is full of shit. So to all the bullshit artist male pornstars who are "Gay for Pay"...step right up. I'm waiting to hear from you.