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OK. I swallowed a blue pill. Now what?



Next your vision begins to get blurry, and after that you don't remember anything. You wake up very cold, with a burning sensation in your abdomen as you realize you're sitting in a bathtub full of ice and have a blood-soaked towel over your stomach with a note "Good news! You're free to distribute AACS-encrypted Bluray titles. Bad news! Call 911 and tell them you did this to YOURSELF, or else."

You'll be down a kidney but a "thumb up" in the BluRay game.

In all seriousness it's a sad day when when titles like "Food-Assisted-Suicide Girls" (pictured) are already on BluRay, and yet most of the better gonzo companies are still scratching their chins about Blu:



(shiver)