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I'm not so sure about Blu-Ray just yet so I've sunk all my money into a technology called HD DVD. I was at Fry's Electronics, saw a bunch of HD DVD discs for $9.99 and thought high quality AND low price.....can't beat it.

I called up my broker on Wall Street and heard shouting in the background. Something about the Dow being below 10,000 for the first time in 4 years. Now, I'm not Suze Orman or anything but I took this as an insider tip. I belive D-O-W must be the trading symbol for the company that owns HD DVD. Long story short, I now am the majority shareholder in the company and will be releasing all my back catalog in this format soon.

On a side note, check out Dirty Harry doing the "lean back" while sodomizing Sophia Layne! This is further proof that he got robbed during the dance contest in Saturday Night Fever. Remember? At first I didn't get why he sang "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a ladies man, no time to talk" during shooting, but now I think I get it.

That's just me. Very intuitive.



LOL - you just can't resist a sarcastic rant! I wonder if you remember how to shoot it straight anymore. Don't answer. On the phone however I'm sure you're all business with the shrieky 'whore moms' (female agents): "yes sir.. um, mam. no problem.. yes I understand she doesn't want the pops to get in her eyes.. of COURSE I'll be mindful of her afternoon shoot that she needs to show up to without pink eye. Yes, I _realize_ Visine only helps 'so much.' Totally understandable. Ciao, babe! C-U-Next-Tuesday!"

Here in this loveable cesspool of a forum, 99% of the posts of which are boring "escalating one liner insults", maybe the rants are your adapation to dealing with the ankle-biters and snipers - like a bored cat swatting a half dead mouse every so often when the mouse tries getting up again.

As for Dirty Harry, I have a theory that he's the father of T.T. Boy and Talon. If thats true then the mother must've been fairly good looking since the sons ended up somewhere in the middle. God bless than lean mean 90 pound fuck machine - seems like a good guy, as long as its not your daughter who's head he's slamming with a cardoor in Tough Love #16.

In all seriousness I'll take HD-DVD, Bluray, 720p/1080i downloads from a website, whatever the fuck lets me see the girl's face being painted white -- with all the zeal and gusto of a Jackson Pollock effort -- in more pixels and detail (kinda like moving from cassette tapes to CD's - you remember?). HD would make it a few steps closer to "being there", ofcourse minus the sight and smell of the locker room worth of man ass hired as face painters.