About 8 months ago, I was flying back to Connecticut from Vegas, and in the St Louis Airport I get this call from a buddy who I had recently recommended to a whore i knew, and she had a penchant for Pills, lots and lots of pills. Well he was pretty naive to the whole business of whores, having just seperated from his wife of 18 years, and he says to me in a panic "Ah, dude, she is still in my driveway in her car..." I said, "How long has she been there?" "About 30 minutes, since she left after we finished....I just noticed her car is still here and I can vaguely see her sitting there..."

I tell him to go out there and find out what is the deal, knowing in my heart she is probably just asleep....or possibly dead. I tell him if there is NO puke anywhere, to just bang on the window and see if that wakes her up....If there IS puke, to run back in the house, clean up any obvious signs she has been in there or anything incriminating (LIKE pills or pill bottles) and then call 911. So he stays on the line while he goes outside and bangs on her window. 30 seconds later she wakes up, and rolls down the window...."Ohhhhh wow, ohhhh, gosh I am sorry baby, I just fell asleep, I have been working so much lately and I have FINALS coming up (lie) soooo...." My friend goes, "Uh ok, well I'd appreciate it if you leave now...." She sees the phone, "Oh wow, were you gonna call an amubulance or the cops?" My friend says "No, uh its Burg on the line...." "Ohhh wow let me talk to him for a second.....Hi Baby! What are you doing this weekend!?!?!"