My alterego Ehcon and I approve the pic with Christian and Haley. That is quality. Now step it up, you other Dorito-eating, sitcom-watching fools.

I would have went with something more like Haley wiping her ass with the plane ticket receipt....or Christian dumping a load on the ticket.....or Haley signing an autograph on it and mailing it to me.

I will reach across the aisle and congratulate the winners of tonight's debate.