Sadly, I eat them all the time.

I generally try and have'em Chicago style, but I tend to use slaw instead of lettuce and I don't like the celery salt.

I know they're disgusting, but my mom and dad didn't have a lot of cash when we were growing up, so whenever I want comfort food, it's either hot dogs or kraft dinner.

On the plus side Charlie Malloy now knows that if he sends me on assignment he can afford the per diem.