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#365069 - 10/05/08 02:32 AM Hot Dogs
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How frequently do you eat hot dogs? I think that next week should be a hot dog week.

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#365070 - 10/05/08 02:34 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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#365071 - 10/05/08 02:41 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Sometimes.

What do you think would make a best hot dog cafe? I think that if you could offer like 50-60 different toppings and condinments to the customer then it would be a great hot dog cafe.

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#365072 - 10/05/08 03:09 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Oh god I love em! But I hate when the buns get soggy. But years ago they had these buns, forgot the name, but they were firm buns that didn't get soggy or fall apart. But I like anything on it like relish, mustard, ketchup, onions, one barbecue I went to had melted cheese. But I also like the dogs that don't explode and fall apart. Fucking wieners!


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#365073 - 10/05/08 03:22 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Oh god I love em! But I hate when the buns get soggy. But years ago they had these buns, forgot the name, but they were firm buns that didn't get soggy or fall apart. But I like anything on it like relish, mustard, ketchup, onions, one barbecue I went to had melted cheese. But I also like the dogs that don't explode and fall apart. Fucking wieners!





7-Eleven offers a wide variety of hot dogs. They have this Big Bite deal where you get 2 hot dogs for $2.00-$2.19 plus free toppings including the ever-popular chilli and cheese.

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#365074 - 10/05/08 03:28 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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I had a Cheese Bite at a 7-Eleven once. I found it disgusting and delicious at the same time.

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#365075 - 10/05/08 03:33 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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What about the ones with cheese in the middle.



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#365076 - 10/05/08 11:56 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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How frequently do you eat hot dogs? I think that next week should be a hot dog week.




Very rarely. There is a place in Pittsburgh called Bert's Hotdog shop that specializes in hot dogs. It's a little too much for me because they put way too much shit on it, but you'd probably love it.
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#365077 - 10/05/08 12:03 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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There was a place in PA where I used to eat lunch that would sell you a "heart stopper" for around 2 dollars.

The heart stopper is a hot dog wrapped in bacon and topped with chili and cheese (in my case also w/ sauerkraut, and sometimes ranch dressing as well). The hot dog and bacon part might have been deep fried, I don't remember.

I haven't eaten a hot dog in 5 or 6 years.
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#365078 - 10/05/08 12:32 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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People who put that shit into their bodies get what they deserve.
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#365079 - 10/05/08 12:51 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Sadly, I eat them all the time.

I generally try and have'em Chicago style, but I tend to use slaw instead of lettuce and I don't like the celery salt.

I know they're disgusting, but my mom and dad didn't have a lot of cash when we were growing up, so whenever I want comfort food, it's either hot dogs or kraft dinner.

On the plus side Charlie Malloy now knows that if he sends me on assignment he can afford the per diem.
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#365080 - 10/05/08 01:38 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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I had a Cheese Bite at a 7-Eleven once. I found it disgusting and delicious at the same time.




Much the same way I regard double quarter-pounders with cheese.
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#365081 - 10/05/08 05:11 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Never liked hotdogs- even when I was too young to know they were just random table scraps formed into a meat. I don't like sausage or cured meats either.
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#365082 - 10/05/08 05:21 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Then how do you explain Down the Hatch 13?
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#365083 - 10/05/08 05:32 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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#365084 - 10/05/08 06:44 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Never liked hotdogs- even when I was too young to know they were just random table scraps formed into a meat. I don't like sausage or cured meats either.




Gia, trust me, you should try some Chorizo sausage. It's good stuff. Find a local butcher that makes it and ask him to call you when he makes it fresh.
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#365085 - 10/05/08 07:14 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Be careful with those damn hot dogs - I love 'em but I eat them sparingly. They're loaded with saturated fat and a ton of sodium. Consumer Reports did a review on them a while back and the numbers were scary.

It is protein but it's the lowest grade out there.

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#365086 - 10/05/08 09:02 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Vegetarian hot dogs from the street vendors in Toronto are the best. Also, in Seattle in front of the Showbox, there is a cart with hot dogs that come with cream cheese on the bun. Amazing.
In LA you get bacon wrapped dogs from the late night carts in front of all the dance clubs.
In Vienna they have great cart dogs that are spiked onto a chrome dildo and then filled with cheese. Then they take a solid bun and spike it and slide the cheese dog inside. The bread closes up over the hole. Most German cities have a version of these carts too.
NYC has Gray's Papaya, the gold standard of nasty dogs. Sorry, Nathan's....Gray's are snappier.
Texas offers beef hot links at most BBQ stands...killer.

Your idea of a hot dog place with 50+ toppings has been tried several times in many places. There is one version in LA called The Stand.

Vegetarian chorizo and Morninbg Star dogs are pretty damn good for those of you who don't like snouts and tails.
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#365087 - 10/05/08 09:44 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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How frequently do you eat hot dogs? I think that next week should be a hot dog week.




Very rarely. There is a place in Pittsburgh called Bert's Hotdog shop that specializes in hot dogs. It's a little too much for me because they put way too much shit on it, but you'd probably love it.



Where is this place at?

When your in Pittsburgh and want a hot dog you have to go to the Dirty O.

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#365088 - 10/05/08 09:46 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Where is Bornyo? Did Willie Nelson eat him?

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#365089 - 10/05/08 09:52 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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I love veggie dogs (grilled to burnt/crispy!) with spicy mustard,relish and chopped onions...mmmmm...on a toasted bun.
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#365090 - 10/06/08 05:01 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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People who put that shit into their bodies get what they deserve.




And what do you eat? Tofu and salads all day?


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#365091 - 10/06/08 07:32 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Real hot dog:





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#365092 - 10/06/08 10:38 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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When your in Pittsburgh and want a hot dog you have to go to the Dirty O.




Yeah dude, The O fucking rules! We used to stumble around Oakland after house parties get their greasy ass fries. Great shit tho!
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#365093 - 10/06/08 11:25 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Quote:

People who put that shit into their bodies get what they deserve.




And what do you eat? Tofu and salads all day?





That's part of it. Just no crap.
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#365094 - 10/06/08 11:44 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Had a Dodger Dog roughly three months ago. It was the first hot dog I had eaten in years, and it was all at once disgusting and heavenly.
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#365095 - 10/06/08 12:51 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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I once went a whole week eating nothing but hot dogs. I must say it was quite interesting. I had them with chili, without chili. Ketchup and mayo, no ketchup no mayo. With onions and jalapenos, no onions no jalapenos. Cheesy and un-cheesy. You get the idea.

I have since not craved one. They were all beef, I'm sure it's as much shit as if they were pork. I probably gained like 10 pounds that week.

I like them best when I make them in the microwave and they are in there long enough to lose their shape along with some chips, preferably hot cheetos or doritos. That's the yummiest.
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#365096 - 10/06/08 07:33 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Real hot dog:






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#365097 - 10/06/08 07:42 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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I'm a vegetarian, I dig Tofu Pups with kraut and Gouldens (sic) mustard. YES.
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#365098 - 10/06/08 08:11 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Stoli knows her mustard.

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#365099 - 10/06/08 08:19 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Man, on Saturday I ate one of those hotdogs those Mexican women sell out of tinfoil pans on Skid Row in L.A.

A big, greasy-bubbled dog made outta who-knows-what, wrapped in greasier bacon, and covered with onions, chili peppers and mustard, ketchup and mayo (the latter two I NEVER like on dogs.) There was probably something else on there too that I cannot remember, and the roll was something heavenly that my NYC ass has never encountered.

I figured I was going to start retching and shitting myself right there on the street within seconds, but it didn't happen. It was really way better than sex or, hell, even a fistfight.

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#365100 - 10/06/08 08:20 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Honestly, I'd rather have Grey Poupon Dijon. If I want the mustard experience I'll go for Plochman's stone ground.

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#365101 - 10/06/08 08:23 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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hehe, i do know my mustard, and i also love grey poupon. i have three jars in my frigidaire as we speak
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#365102 - 10/06/08 08:29 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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I like Grey Poupon for certain things, including most sandwiches, but for Hot Dogs, Gulden's is the bomb.

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#365103 - 10/06/08 08:31 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Definitely Gulden's on dogs. I think fancy or "natural" mustard just ruins the stroke value.

At the Stadium, French's will do.

I inherently do not trust folks who put ketchup on hotdogs.

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#365104 - 10/06/08 08:39 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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On the plus side Charlie Malloy now knows that if he sends me on assignment he can afford the per diem.




Ha, I just saw this. Now you know what I was doing with mine.

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#365105 - 10/06/08 09:57 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Man, on Saturday I ate one of those hotdogs those Mexican women sell out of tinfoil pans on Skid Row in L.A.

A big, greasy-bubbled dog made outta who-knows-what, wrapped in greasier bacon, and covered with onions, chili peppers and mustard, ketchup and mayo (the latter two I NEVER like on dogs.) There was probably something else on there too that I cannot remember, and the roll was something heavenly that my NYC ass has never encountered.

I figured I was going to start retching and shitting myself right there on the street within seconds, but it didn't happen. It was really way better than sex or, hell, even a fistfight.

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MmM MmM MmM...SO good! I remember they had those by The Orion sometimes. Of course after an ecstasy filled night I wasn't hungry but the smell was enough to make me feel full. I had one like maybe like a year or two ago. Theyre so addicting, if I drive by one I wont stop. I get so guilty and I can t just have one. But I recently saw the bacon wrapped weeners at the grocery store, just add onions.
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#365106 - 10/06/08 10:10 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Anyone had pigs-in-a-blanket wrapped in cheese?



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#365107 - 10/07/08 05:51 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Chili dogs are my favorite.

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#365108 - 10/07/08 06:28 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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What about corndogs?? *faints*



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#365109 - 10/07/08 06:31 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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What about corndogs?? *faints*




Corndogs = big yum
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#365110 - 10/07/08 11:44 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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I love Mr. Mustard, but they don't sell it here in LA.
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#365111 - 10/07/08 07:18 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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Eating a good hot dog is like watching a particularly perverse porno; it's heavenly for a bit but you end up wanting to scrub your hands vigorously and taking a long shower.
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#365112 - 10/07/08 07:26 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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What about corndogs?? *faints*





Grosser than fucking gross. Hot dogs are disgusting unless they are Nathans and must be BBQ'D only.

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#365113 - 10/07/08 09:08 PM Re: Hot Dogs
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What about corndogs?? *faints*




Corndogs = big yum




I'm nota big fan of corndogs, but corndogs led indirectly to the most indecent and delicious perversion of food known to mankind... the deep fried mars bar.

Absolutely zero nutritional value, and you can practically feel your blood congealing as you eat it, yet I have one every time I go to the local restaurant that makes them.

Fuck it. Some things are just worth doing. Deep fried mars bars are one of those things that are just worth doing multiple times.

I think I'd like to tie Gia down and force feed her one. I'm pretty sure the end result would be similar to a matter/antimatter reaction.
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#365114 - 10/08/08 04:39 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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The only deep fried bar Gia will allow near her is a 24-karat gold one.
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#365115 - 10/08/08 06:21 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Fenris - I was at a fall festival this past weekend and one of the vendors was selling deep-fried Oreos...couldn't bring myself to try 'em, but I'll bet they were delicious.
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#365116 - 10/08/08 06:29 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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The cookie? ^^ Never heard of them doing that but sounds delicious!


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#365117 - 10/08/08 06:56 AM Re: Hot Dogs
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Dude...they even smelled yummy! They were like $3 for 3 of 'em though, so I opted for the cotton candy.
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