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#364980 - 10/05/08 01:40 AM Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Welcome to the "Alligator Olympics" -- a celebration of the worst teeth in porn. Some might say "you don't look a gift whore in the mouth", but my contention is "why can't these girls make their first stop with a fresh paycheck be the dentist rather than the plastic surgeon?" Nooooo.. instead they're busy with implants. This thread may seem nitpicky, but teeth are important to people. Just ask a woman where she ranks a good set of teeth on a guy in terms of must-haves - it's usually in her top three. People are merely self-important animals that have been evolving for a long time with genetic programming that seeks out, among other criteria, physical "symmetry" in the opposite sex. Among the many genetic indicators of symmetry are teeth, and we know a bad set when we see it. We know.

So, sit back, relax and contribute your entrants into the Alligator Olympics or just enjoy the trainwreck - pics of female performers that seem capable of devouring an apple through a chainlink fence, look like they've been eating concrete sandwiches, or maybe even instill a fear that if they happened to sneeze with your cock in their mouth, you might be waking up in the emergency room. Remember, we're not just talking about girls with two big rabbit incisor front teeth, we're talking about teeth that look like they could trim the bark from a tree with beaver-like efficiency. We're also talking about girls that don't own a toothbrush.

If a girl's got a snaggle-tooth trying to start a second row of teeth, post it. If her teeth are yellow, brown or black, post it. If it's photoshopped or retouched, that's no fun. Admittedly its hard to find photos of bad teeth since most websites at least will not post the pics from their shoots that feature the bad choppers at the wrong moment; however video doesn't lie.

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#364981 - 10/05/08 01:41 AM First Four Contestants In The Alligator Olympics
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I'll kick off the Alligator Olympics with four girls and more to follow soon:

Missy Stone: Young gorgeous teen with giant eyes; appears to buy her eye shadow at costco in the 5 gallon industrial drum size; she never works without it. She's got an extra snaggle tooth sitting by itself up on its own second row, apparently trying to fly standby on a plane that's already full. They'll probably have to put her under to yank it, and utilizing high tension cable, the other end would have to be tied to the hitch of a monster truck idling in the parking lot. She just needs that push of encouragement. Don't get me wrong - I'd walk over glass to wash her feet, but "christ on a bike!"





Shy Love: According to one website she went under the knife recently to have her implants refreshed from saline to silicone, but still no love for the massive overbite that's still gone untreated.



Lily: Euro newcomer that's shot for a for a few sites - utterly cute until she smiles (and even then its somewhat charming). A lack of good dentists are a known problem that continues to plague eastern europe, so its a bit more forgivable in Lily's case than stars working in SoCal with access to many excellent dentists but just "never get around to it".



Lisa Sparkle: Another east-euro girl (prague or budapest, i forget). Early in her career she had an extra snaggle tooth trying to start its own second row of teeth, but at some point she had it pulled. Pictured here is a scene, post-dentist; nevertheless still a remarkable set of rock crushers and not much less intimidating than the idea of plunging your manhood into a bowl full of razor blades.



That's it for now. Bless these specimens of living proof that god still has a sense of humor.

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#364982 - 10/05/08 03:07 AM Re: First Four Contestants In The Alligator Olympics
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McKenzie Lee

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#364983 - 10/05/08 09:16 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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"why can't these girls make their first stop with a fresh paycheck be the dentist rather than the plastic surgeon?" Nooooo.. instead they're busy with implants.




I can't agree with you more-- but I would imagine that most of these teeth issues require braces, which have to stay on for at least a year. Going under the knife means you can be back to work in 3 weeks. I have a crooked tooth on my bottom row of teeth, but my overbite tends to hide it. My parents are English so I didn't get braces (go figure) and by the time it began to bother me I was too old and too vain to wire my teeth up.
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#364984 - 10/05/08 11:12 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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"why can't these girls make their first stop with a fresh paycheck be the dentist rather than the plastic surgeon?" Nooooo.. instead they're busy with implants.




I can't agree with you more-- but I would imagine that most of these teeth issues require braces, which have to stay on for at least a year. Going under the knife means you can be back to work in 3 weeks. I have a crooked tooth on my bottom row of teeth, but my overbite tends to hide it. My parents are English so I didn't get braces (go figure) and by the time it began to bother me I was too old and too vain to wire my teeth up.




Good point about them maybe not wanting to deal with braces for a long time, though at least for younger starlets I can't imagine it would stop their phone from ringing, especially given the teen / barely legal genre that's a driving force in new releases.

They actually have less of an excuse these days with modern dental implements - not only have clear braces existed for years but more significantly products like "Invisalign" have appeared which is a clear tray in the front and a single wire in the back of the row of teeth - my g/f got these instead of braces and ended up with perfect choppers. They don't fix all problems but point is there are many options these days.

Anyway this thread is meant tongue-in-cheek rather than in any mean-spirited or schadenfreude way, so I'll leave the preaching at that.


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#364985 - 10/05/08 12:29 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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My parents are English so I didn't get braces (go figure)




Oi!
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#364986 - 10/05/08 01:44 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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My parents are English so I didn't get braces (go figure) and by the time it began to bother me I was too old and too vain to wire my teeth up.




Did they at least let you brush your teeth once in a while? Did they make you by your own tubes of Crest because they didn't see any need to indulge you with frivolity?
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#364987 - 10/05/08 02:17 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Where can I find more Lily?

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#364988 - 10/05/08 02:27 PM Introducing Contestant #5: Alicia Alighatti
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Alicia Alighatti: That's her porn name, but today we'll call her "Madame Guillotine". She's another cute star that bares a resemblance both in looks and in TeEtH to Missy Stone; almost as if they both sprang forth from the same mother's loins (and genetics). This face is what Missy Stone might look like without the eye shadow. It's sheer coincidence that her last name "Alighatti" is so close to the word "Alligator" - perhaps an agent somewhere helped her think of a name and he still cracks up that it went over her head.

In this photo we see a guy that doesn't place much value on his finger giving its proximity to her little white guillotines. Ever see that 5000-frame-per-second slow motion video of a frog lashing out to snap a fly? His fingertip could be gone faster than that were she to feel like a quick snack.


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#364989 - 10/05/08 02:45 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Where can I find more Lily?




@Zenman:

mikesapartment. yeah she's cute but get your dick insured first, since the preview pics don't allude to the terror that lurks within.


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#364990 - 10/05/08 03:17 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Where can I find more Lily?






I agree.

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#364991 - 10/05/08 05:07 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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This thread rocks! It has bite.
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#364992 - 10/05/08 06:09 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Jenni Lee's gorgeous, but has/had bad teeth. I think Holly or Suze's shot her before.

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#364993 - 10/05/08 09:44 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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This is the kind of thread the Cage was built for. Keep on keepin' on, brother Mark.
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#364994 - 10/05/08 10:01 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Melody Love had that snaggle tooth issue as well, I really didn't mind it, imperfections can sometimes be a turn on.
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#364995 - 10/05/08 10:31 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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This is the kind of thread the Cage was built for. Keep on keepin' on, brother Mark.




Much thanks - I'll keep posting more then. I've read some comments in other threads (from females) that threads like this one and the "she has dead inside eyes" thread only serve to further "humiliate" the female talent and that we're somehow here to kick dirt into their faces in some mean-spirited way.

Not so. Most of us including myself would still worship at the feet of most of the starlets with the opportunity, and the tongue-in-cheek nature of these threads aren't much different than the mainstream rag mags, TMZ or perez hilton posting pics of vacationing hollywood stars on the beach and drawing circles around their cellulite for everyone's amusement.

We tease because we love.

Since I'm new to posting here after lurking a few months I figured I'd try breaking up the monotony of "escalating one line insults" that many threads tend to be on here - that's not the way to grow the user base.

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#364996 - 10/06/08 11:55 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Sunny Lane's skin is whiter than her teeth.


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#364997 - 10/06/08 12:08 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Sunny Lane's skin is whiter than her teeth.






I have no idea why this girl is popular.
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#364998 - 10/06/08 01:29 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Quote:

Quote:

Sunny Lane's skin is whiter than her teeth.






I have no idea why this girl is popular.







dude 95% of girls in the porn industry are ugly as fuck or but they are popular because they do what other girl doesn't dare do... being a whore on video

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#364999 - 10/07/08 10:14 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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I have no idea why this girl is popular.




I've never heard of her before.
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#365000 - 10/08/08 11:22 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Naudia Marie


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#365001 - 10/08/08 04:00 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Naudia Marie






nadia marie teeth look like her tongue was the staging of a roadside bomb.

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#365002 - 10/08/08 05:46 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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three days and no jersey jaxsin pics? for shame.
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#365003 - 10/08/08 06:43 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Sorry, Gigi!
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#365004 - 10/08/08 06:48 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Nice one - those rock crushers could definitely take your bell end off with the ease of breaking a snap pea in two.

There's still one more girl I really wanted to add but can't put a name to again - I'm thinking of a particular RLD scene, might've been a Throat Gaggers volume. The director teases her about her teeth before the action starts, then guy #1 throws his dick in and laughs "we're gonna bang your teeth straight!" I remember her having a lot of eye shadow and a snaggle tooth as well.

I realize I've just described every porn scene made, but FFS.. the girl I'm thinking of might just take the crown if I could remember..

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#365005 - 10/08/08 07:43 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Funny thing: That's not the worst pic I've seen of JJ's teeth, just one I could find off hand. You can literally chart her time in the biz by the deterioration of her chompers...
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#365006 - 10/09/08 01:24 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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As I've said prevously that I'm the undiplomatic kind, Mark you sir, are gaining my approval. Bravo.
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#365007 - 10/09/08 09:17 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Great thread dude. Monkey would be proud to have this in his cage.
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#365008 - 10/09/08 12:04 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Muchos gracias.. working on a few more entries as we speak. There's just something so bittersweet and downright mesmerizing about a beautiful girl with the teeth of a homeless woman - I can't put my finger on it.

If someone started a thread about 'fattest' pornstars, or 'ugliest tattoos, C-section scars or stretch marks' I wouldn't really care - meh.

More to come..

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#365009 - 10/09/08 05:43 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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The lovely Nicole Ray



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#365010 - 10/09/08 05:54 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Bree Barrett.


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#365011 - 10/09/08 06:31 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Dont forget cute lil Leah Luv. Her braces always had load of cum stuck to the metal.

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#365012 - 10/09/08 10:38 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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I got this vid a few years back called "Me Luv You Long Time 4." One of the whores was a hot little Asian slit called "Joy Lodeeva." She had a great body, but her teeth were more fucked up than a Dara Fjord thought process.





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#365013 - 10/09/08 10:49 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Quote:

The lovely Nicole Ray






This girl is in the lead... far and away.

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#365014 - 10/09/08 11:43 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
tattypatty Offline
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Kelly Kline.
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#365015 - 10/09/08 11:52 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Leigh Malvo
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#365016 - 10/10/08 12:59 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Autumn Skye's teeth are normal. A few fillings, good alignment. But the tongue mutilation bothers me. Leave that pink muscle alone to do its job!


Samantha Sixxx practices good oral hygiene. I wonder where she gets all that calcium?


Madison Ivy: Someone's been using Invisilign! Good for you!


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#365017 - 10/10/08 01:17 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Faceblaster! My man, you snatched up the football that came loose from the dogpile and ran with it to the endzone. Excellent find with Nicole. An otherwise beautiful face + snaggle tooth on top row + bashed in set of piano keys on the bottom row = HAT TRICK.

To think Nicole Ray was right under our noses all this time with those lawnmowers.

I've officially been put on notice - NOW we got a contest, baby.

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#365018 - 10/10/08 01:23 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Leave it up to the walking petri dish, herpes simplex 10³ having irons to shit on a great thread. Fuck you midget.
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#365019 - 10/10/08 01:28 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Leave it up to the walking petri dish, herpes simplex 10³ having irons to shit on a great thread. Fuck you midget.




I think that was the "commercial break", BIFF. As long as he continues to command the churning of birthing serum onto teen faces like a civil war general ordering cannons fired, he's got diplomatic immunity in my book.

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#365020 - 10/10/08 01:30 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Fire the next salvo!
Jayda Diamond mouth is nearly perfect. Just one tooth that needs a love tap into place.


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#365021 - 10/10/08 02:19 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Brandon you seem awfully calm for someone that stared JAWS directly in the eyes and lived (hint: Lisa Sparkle in opening post).

In other news, I think I've found my Nicole Ray killer (i'm looking at you, faceblaster).

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#365022 - 10/10/08 08:54 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Quote:

Leigh Malvo




holy shit... that is disgusting... and I'm not talking about her teeth...

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#365023 - 10/10/08 08:54 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Leigh Malvo





Her name is actually "Leigh Malvo"???
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#365024 - 10/10/08 10:45 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Leigh Malvo


I honestly don't know a single guy who would stick his dick into that head, but apparently someone out there has. *shudders*

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#365025 - 10/10/08 11:24 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Quote:


Her name is actually "Leigh Malvo"???





Good catch. Is her middle name "Boyd?" I get the feeling "Alec James" Irons named her.

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#365026 - 10/10/08 11:28 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Brandon writes about the name here.

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Leigh Malvo is not the same as Lee Boyd Malvo, got it??!! The former is an impressionable 18-year-old who bags groceries for $7.75 an hour at a supermarket in Burbank. The latter is the Jamaican-born American teen convicted in the Beltway sniper killings in 2004.  He received a life imprisonment penalty while his older accomplice, John Allan Muhammad, received the dealth penalty.

Leigh Malvo, not a danger to society:Â http://hidebehind.com/62F41F

Lee Boyd Malvo, will shoot you while you pump gas:Â http://hidebehind.com/7E831A

Leigh Malvo just wants to love you…..for a little bit of money:Â http://hidebehind.com/2B9CB2

Lee Boyd Malvo, wants $10 million ransom or he’ll kill again:Â http://hidebehind.com/46B8BF

Leigh Malvo is willing to have sex with random strangers:Â http://hidebehind.com/ED31F4

Lee Boyd Malvo is probably in Protective Custody, away from random strangers:Â http://hidebehind.com/0EEE64

So lay off Leigh. She spells her name differently and can’t help it if it’s a homonym for a mass murderer of 16 people.



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#365027 - 10/10/08 11:42 AM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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So Alec James did name her. When do we get to see Davida Berkowitz and Jane Wilkes Booth?

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#365028 - 10/10/08 12:06 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Dont forget cute lil Leah Luv. Her braces always had load of cum stuck to the metal.




You mean like this:




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#365029 - 10/10/08 12:45 PM Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Max Rhino: I google the name and "arrest" and the city if possible
Max Rhino: mugshots.com used to have a ton of mugshots, not so much anymore
WhatTimeIsIt: And best way to find the name?
Max Rhino: Lots of ways, including news stories and inmate penpal websites
Kingfish: and we're back -- for now
TRPWL: still up
booger: sorry, i see now that it is
Max Rhino: 5 New mugshots posted
booger: Excellent additions to the Honor Roll
Max Rhino: More mugshot madness!
TFerguson: You’re doing the Lords work Max,
Max Rhino: Mugshot Mania today! 7 new ladies!
booger: Bravo
userofporn: Where are my Max Fans at?
faceblaster: cellblock D

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