Burg's Whore / Stripper analogy of the week:

Wells Fargo is a short Blond Bimbette with Huge FAKE boobs, an awful fake bake (tan), gobs of makeup and a baggie of vikes and percs in her cute little oversized Jaqueline Jarrot purse.

Citibank is the tall, slim brunette, non tanned, small gum drop tits, more naturally pretty than the Blond/wells fargo, but not as friendly...thats because she is on COKE, which is stashed back in her dressing area in her TOTE bag, she doesnt bring a purse out with her on the floor, she stuffs her money inside a secret slit in her bra.

The two Stripper/Whores are fighting, over a drunken customer who has had one too many Vodka Tonics....the customer is a 40 year old crippled pervert named Wachoviaburg.

The 2 whores will soon be scratching each other's eyes out over the cash they "just know" Wachoviaburg has inside his pants pockets (little do the banks or whores know it is just a huge hardon and they are about to get FUCKED, one way or another...wachoviaburg has Hidden his assets/cash so he doesnt get ripped off...in the cripples case, it is back in his room safe, which one of these whores will have to visit if she wants to get paid.)

Here endeth the lesson....