http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/adg/865257738.html
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Hi, what is a "Stripper Blocker" one might ask ? Well let me tell ya. I frequent Bikini Bar type establishments a few times a week. I have friends who work as bartenders and dancers and other positions in the clubs so when i go there i do so to have a drink or two and socialize with them, not random hoochie mama's ... so that is where the services of a stripper blocker comes in. So what happens is I may be up there chillin with my employee/friend(s) when all of a sudden a crazy stripper comes over and interupts a good conversation, sits on my lap, or sweats me to buy her drinks or Crack Products and tell me sad stories to try to get money. So what i've noticed is when i go into the clubs with female friends that dont happen as much. Hence the idea of a stripper blocker. Therefore if you are a lady who doesn't mind going to the clubs and having a few drinks while earning a few dollars and making new friends you may make a great stripper blocker. I would create a signal like tugging my left ear when i needed you to run a block and give dirty looks... so you must be able to stay out late a few nights a week and enjoy music et cetra. Hourly wage would be discussed plus all food and drinks are covered. Please send some basic infomation, area you reside, musical interests,a photo if available, and a few of the night clubs you've been to.
****... the nights i notice a stripper blocker may be required is usually Sunday nights through Wednesday nights, i usually work weekends about 60% of the time so it would be more likely earlier in the week when we would get together. After i recieve your reply and photo i will send you a few photos of myself, if we are still interested then the next step would be to meet up sometime prior to our adventures into the night club scene so that we can make sure neither one of us is crazy or on drugs lol, as far as an hourly rate I am open to suggestions. Although this ad appears to be a joke and I've had a few people tell me it is funny as hell, it is founded on a serious basis and as a result of too many interuptions by "crazy and wild" stripper girls who have no manners and gotten on my nerves from time to time. I was thinking somewhere along the lines of a minimum of $50 an evening but would most likely tip extra and pay for your beverages and such ...naturally the key to success in this endeavour would be our ability to get along and a sense of humor, stripper blocker business cards will be issued later Any Questions ???





Location: Tampa Pinellas
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: Nightly base pay plus drinks, food and some tips

I would have thought that it would be easier to just develop an understanding with one of the strippers and flip her $100 every time you go to the club to keep the other girls away.

Unless the true aim is to get off on seeing a conservative librarian-type chick that desperately needs some cash squirm at being by your side in such a sleazy environment. In which case, I approve!

thats silly
any stripper knows its just a numbers game
a girl customer wouldnt deter me from asking for dances
id just have another customer to hustle
but i wouldnt harass them or tell them sob stories
but i would keep asking periodically
dancings just like any sales job- its the law of averages
its a mathematical certainty that if you keep asking, you will get a dance
but i dont think these girls telling sob stories or harassing him sound like they understand the game very well
afterall, if you piss the guy off, no sale
and sitting and talking to the guy about your problems? does he mean, like, these girls sit with him for free? gross! that isnt gonna make you any money because your time is free if you do that
sounds like the strippers this guy is talking about dont know their jobs very well
you gotta ask, nicely, then move on
and if theres a date with the guy you just asked, ask her too
and if he says no and she says no, move on, and ask again later
sitting with a guy or a couple can be done, but only if theyre spending money on you
but honestly,it better be alot of money, because a dancer is always better off hustlingthe floor
even if a dude is paying you ten bucks a song, say, to just sit and chat, you could still be missing out on pitching a dance to that guy over there that might buy an hour of nudes (which where i work, for instance would net the dancer 640 dollars) by sitting with this guy for a measley ten bucks for five songs
this guy doesnt need a stripper blocker, which as ive explained wouldnt deter a real dancer at all, he oughta talk to his stripclub employee friends about better educating thier dancers on sales techniques

well said, pretty.

thank you

This guy is an idiot! I can think of at least a dozen ways to get in and out of the nudey bar for under $40. For example, when Hobot 9000 comes over and asks you monosyllabically "hey sugar do you want a dance? Come on, please? I need formula!" your reflexive response should be somewhere in the neighborhood of "Oh, HELL YEAH baby! I got FIVE BUCKS left, let's go get that really dark corner booth over there, C'MON!!!" In my experience, one of 2 things can and will happen...

1. She tells ALL the other girls (they talk, y'know) not to bother with the broke guy over there with five bucks left. POOF! Instant Ho-Block!

2. She REALLY needs that five bucks! POOF! Instant handjob!

Either way you slice that shit...

-Keep It Dirty

...and yes, I would be happy to list more ways to hit up the nudey bar for under $40. Just ask.

I never understood the whole strip club scene.Go to a massage parlor it's 40bucks and a happy ending.

I guess it depends on what you're in it for. I like to look at nekkid whores, so I go to the nudey bar for that. If I really wanted a happy ending, I would...

-Keep It Disney