This guy is an idiot! I can think of at least a dozen ways to get in and out of the nudey bar for under $40. For example, when Hobot 9000 comes over and asks you monosyllabically "hey sugar do you want a dance? Come on, please? I need formula!" your reflexive response should be somewhere in the neighborhood of "Oh, HELL YEAH baby! I got FIVE BUCKS left, let's go get that really dark corner booth over there, C'MON!!!" In my experience, one of 2 things can and will happen...

1. She tells ALL the other girls (they talk, y'know) not to bother with the broke guy over there with five bucks left. POOF! Instant Ho-Block!

2. She REALLY needs that five bucks! POOF! Instant handjob!

Either way you slice that shit...

-Keep It Dirty

...and yes, I would be happy to list more ways to hit up the nudey bar for under $40. Just ask.