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I honestly believe that if more people got laid more often, the world would have fewer problems. Don't deny your urges. Give in to them.



.."give in to your urges", yes, except when you're on "a date" with a girl. Then we men must play the waiting game; hearing out the life story of her cat "snowball" while shaking our watch wondering if its broken for the minute hand not seeming to move. If we can "hold our breath" (and our tongue) long enough through the sherade to pass her internal pre-flight checklist, if we didn't trip any alarms in her head then soon we're on our way to the nearest piece of furniture for her to finally open up and spread her veal upon.

If we think about it, what really separates the average "guy on a date with a girl" from a rapist? The razor thin line drawn between them by the word "patience".