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Everything coming out of this young lady smelled fantastic. She is an incense of ecstasy.



LOL - the sense of smell seems to be a recurring theme among Mr. Iron's responses, almost as if the asshole of a young washed female was a "sun" of sorts, able to open itself up and spread it's essence like sunlight and touch every point within us.

I know what he means - girls that keep themselves up nicely have the ability to make a good experience of their fresh bio-ports being on display, inverted and contorted as they may be.

Honestly I don't see how its much different from, say, the wine snob a-holes up in Sonoma Valley, slurping down wine and remarking on the 'notes' they're experiencing "oh yes this year's vintage has stronger notes of oak and jasmine than last year's" - STFU.

Point is, one group of people breathe in the fumes of rotten grapes, the other group drinks up the fumes of rotten assholes. One is looked down upon by society, and the other is a catalyst to alcoholism. If more people just buried their noses in assholes, the world would be a safer place. The next time I'm on a plane, before the pilot glances over to the brown paper bag and thinks about that first swig, I'd much rather the stewardess rush in, bend over and offer up the asshole in the name of averting a burning wreckage photo on the front page of the paper.