from JoeBrandi.net

Pay close attention my dear drones. AVN is sinking faster then the SS Minnow and despite what you may hear the Skipper & Gilligan and blowing up the life boats and heading to shore.

Do I have any proof of this? Yes and no. Look at the economy and then take a quick look at the website. What do you see? Not much going on there as far as sponsors, advertisers or fun. Just alot of fluff and boring stories ( like this one ) and you don't have to be Einstein to see the writing on the wall.

Can they survive? 10000% YES. Will they....hmmm, I'm not sure but "I'z see's what I'z see's" as Popeye says and what I see is a bunch of bullshit by publicist who need to kiss their ass saying nothing is going to happen to AVN. All so they can get a press pass.

You get a guy like Mike South saying he knows first hand nothing is going to happen. I read that guys articles. He doesn't even know what is going to happen to his own site and he runs it so how the hell does he know anything about another website 100%?

I understand everyone who is in this racket of blogs/columns/publicists etc., all have to act as if they are King Balls, but lets call a spade a spade here. Most of these guys are short, ugly, horny fuckwads trying to get into these events with a press pass and camera so they can catch a feel.

The bottom line is that the way this market and economy is nothing and no one is safe and can guarantee security. Cash is King and these major websites have too much wrapped up in fluff to say for certain they can keep their doors open especially while free porn is running rampant on the net.

If AVN did close the doors what is going to happen? The industry doesn't have an award show? Who cares! It sucks and boring anyway at this point. The pornstars themselves don't want to sit thru "Best Anal Gangbang by a Midget Performer". They are all looking to buy coke from guys name Dan in bathroom stalls and start their night of binge drinking.

If there is no award show don't panic. Someone will come along and create a new one that will have new bells and whistles for 3-5 years. Someone will create a new "News" website to pick the slack up and write about a new Dildo that Doc Johnson came out with. Its really no big deal and will have ZERO impact on you at all.

Do I want AVN to close? Honestly, I could care less. They are not putting anything in my pocket or yours and that's all I really care about. It's a boring company now based on a boring industry now. The website is nice, but if I get one more fucking email about buying a booth I will shoot myself. I'm not buying a booth. I'm not going to the convention and honestly the prices are insane. Hello.... this country is almost in a depression and they are charging a billion dollars for a 3 x 3 cubicle.

If I gave two shits about Pirates 4 or another Brady Bunch spin off I would be interested. But I don't and neither should you. Go out...get a hobby and stop whacking off to crap already. I'm not interested in reading about Porno Bingo to Benefit a Gay Soccer Team. I would rather read the funnies every day and maybe get a laugh.

Seriously, check out a site like The Floating World. It has everything you need from soup to nuts if your a porn freak. You want to see if Courtney Cummz will be in Lincoln, Nebraska signing g-strings or if Tony Batman will be on a red carpet at the movie premier of Anal Busters 48. It's there. You can find it along with important Headlines like "Adam & Eve Announces a launch of Condoms for Pets".

AVN..if you are reading I am available as a writer on a month to month basis and expect payment first as I just heard from Gene Ross that you are closing ; )

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I understand everyone who is in this racket of blogs/columns/publicists etc., all have to act as if they are King Balls, but lets call a spade a spade here. Most of these guys are short, ugly, horny fuckwads trying to get into these events with a press pass and camera so they can catch a feel.

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King Balls?

King Balls..yes King Balls..was that the wrong term? lol
Meaning they have to act like who they are...King Balls!

Everything you just about bloggers doesn't apply to me. But can I still be Queen Balls?

Also, every issue seems to be getting slimmer. Porn awards are a decent idea, because people deserve some accolades for warty herpe cock slammed up their ass. And the men even deserve something for eating pussy that a random trick(john) fucked the night before. However, the awards should be peoples choice, like the F.A.M.E. awards.

I didnt try to run KSEX and fail for the record. I was made the VP in June of 2007..the company was losing $15,000 a month. I quit in December after I got the company to a break even in 6 months.

Who said you need to listen to me about advice? Its a fucking blog...take it for whats it worth and dont get so excited about what I am writing.

The reason why I didnt post the websites I own is because I didnt want to and dont want to come off as spamming the boards for a quick plug. They are not big and dont depend on them to make a living.

So...chill out and go have a drink...its a frigin blog not CNN! lol

King Balls, huh?

3.30.7 Joe Brandi Launches P.R Firm
Source: Adult Hearsay
by: Joe Brandi



(NEW YORK, NY) -- I'm not going to pretend this article was written by anyone other then myself. After all, I'm a publicist and this is what I do!

I have started my own P.R firm call "Joe Brandi Public Relations" which is spun off of my two other adult industry websites, Adult Hearsay.com and Heat Web Experts.com. There are many very good publicists in this industry but I believe what I can offer my clients is a bit more then the average PR guy/girl.

Owning Heat Web Experts & Adult Hearsay gives my clients the opportunity to have everything they need accomplished in one place. From building a website for them if they need it, to actually providing them with traffic, hosting, SEO and website submissions. Heat Web Experts I created so that you can have everything you need in one place. With Adult Hearsay, any press release that is created for you goes onto the newswire which is picked up thru many other adult industry newswires thru an RSS feed automatically creating immediate traffic and exposure for you.

I am pleased to announce that I have already been retained by clients including rock/porn band "Wank Punter", "Adult Film Entertainment" who ranks individual adult porn stars and by "Mike Esterman" who is one of the top agents in the country, to handle P.R for his adult industry entertainers. I plan on working very closely with my clients who help build this business with me.

The bottom line is this. My rates are fair and reasonable and I work with each client on their budget. I know you will be very pleased with what I provide for you and my name and reputation hopefully speaks for itself. I look forward to hearing from you and please feel free to contact me if you need anything.

Joe Brandi Public Relations
Adult Hearsay.com
Heat Web Experts.com
PR@AdultHearsay.com
631.731.1592
ICQ # 425 193 589

lol...one I never said I was kingballs so get the story right and that was over a year ago. Thankfully I am no longer in that position.

Two...I fired people who took up wayyyyy to much payroll lol

I just realized..Im not here to defend myself lol This is a fuckin blog article. If you like it great if you dont great ! lol

Either way I dont care and neither should you

Also, joebrandi would like you kids to stay the hell off his lawn. He'd tell you himself but he had to go tie an onion to his belt...