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#364245 - 10/02/08 12:16 AM Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Reward
Porno Dan Offline
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Tonight’s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, “While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.”
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#364246 - 10/02/08 12:52 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Re
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Does that mean the mopes didn't get their $75?
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#364247 - 10/02/08 04:40 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Reward
jeremy steele Offline
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Registered: 12/15/07
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Loc: Hollywood
Quote:

Tonight’s Bukkake directed by Jim Powers for JM Productions was interrupted by an armed robbery. The suspect put a handgun to the head of production manager Johnny Thrust and demanded all the money out of drawer. The Bukkake participants are paid $75 each in cash; as such over $3,500 was stolen by the robber. The Los Angeles Police Department is looking for the suspect described by Thrust as a light skinned male in his late twenties, mixed race, with short brown hair and a mustache, approximately six foot tall, wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers Satin jacket over a bulletproof vest. Jim Powers is offering a $1,000 reward for any information leading to the arrest of the suspect.

Miraculously Powers held the group of Bukkake guys together and the shoot went off without a hitch. Ms. Ami Emerson was successful in her World Record Breaking attempt. She ate 71 loads of fried cum that I prepared into an omelet. Powers is quoted as saying, “While I am very proud of Ami and congratulate her on The World Record, I am more upset about the robbery than you can imagine. I am asking anyone out there who has information to please come forward and help us apprehend this individual.”





This is not acceptable! No one fucks with a JM shoot! I am offering a reward of one video camera.
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#364248 - 10/02/08 07:18 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Reward
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Loc: Sun Diego
You write shitty press releases. You missed about 25 different opportunities for good jokes. Leave the press releases to JM.

Second, you suck at fucking math too. $75x70= ?
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#364249 - 10/02/08 07:46 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Re
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Registered: 10/29/03
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You write shitty press releases. You missed about 25 different opportunities for good jokes. Leave the press releases to JM.

Second, you suck at fucking math too. $75x70= ?





you're just jealous that you didn't write it.
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#364250 - 10/02/08 07:54 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Re
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Eh, have better things to do with my time than porn right now.
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#364251 - 10/06/08 10:19 AM Re: Johnny Thrust robbed at gun point - $1,000 Re
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Registered: 01/25/06
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^^^Oh yeah, all that mainstream bullshit that you try to pass off here, right?
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