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In about ten years Luebbens will be able to have a nice career as Pamela Peaks's stunt double. If she keeps tanning she could also get steady work as a baseball glove.

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If she dies by car accident (god forbid) hopefully someone misinterprets the donor sticker on her driver's license to mean her hyde if up for grabs to Crocolux for their line of alligator handbags. Then at least she'll be remembered for doing something good - saving one nameless faceless alligator from meeting his maker before she does.

"THE SHELLY LUBIN: Tanned by the Worlds finest tanners and polished to a brilliant sheen with a marble cylinder glazing tool. The three-dimensional effect on the skin was achieved by applying heat to the center of each tile. The end result of these efforts when combined with Underwood craftsmanship is the ultimate luxury of the worlds finest leathergoods."