Apparently the 'friends' they were staying with were irritated by their irresponsible household behavior, which the writer of the post ridicules with sarcasm. "Oh, we have to leave. We left a spoon in the sink." Have you never lived with a neatnik?
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."