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#364081 - 10/01/08 01:45 PM Willie Nelson
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I'm going to see Willie Nelson tonight.

Anyone have any requests?

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#364082 - 10/01/08 02:27 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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To All The Whores I've Loved Before , but he's gotta fake the accent during julio's part
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#364083 - 10/01/08 03:01 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Give him a Texas Ranger badge

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#364084 - 10/01/08 03:03 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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My favorites are duets. If you can round up Merle Haggard have him do Pancho & Lefty. There's no replacing Ray Charles so Seven Spanish Angels is pointless now.
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#364085 - 10/01/08 03:05 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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No requests here. I wish you a very good time. Enjoy!
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#364086 - 10/01/08 04:10 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Hopefully he's gonna do 'Crazy". But he does an incredible rendition of Daniel Lanois' 'The Maker'. Request that....
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#364087 - 10/01/08 04:32 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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#364088 - 10/01/08 05:17 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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#364089 - 10/01/08 06:26 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Before I clicked I thought it was the hit-the-bucket thread.

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#364090 - 10/01/08 07:05 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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#364091 - 10/01/08 07:41 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Hopefully he's gonna do 'Crazy". But he does an incredible rendition of Daniel Lanois' 'The Maker'. Request that....




He did do "Crazy". He didn't do "The Maker", though I appreciate that clip. He wasn't taking any requests. Still drops the big Texas flag as his stage backdrop, and still shines the lights out on the audience when he hits the chorus in "City of New Orleans" ("Good morning America, how are ya?")

I'm glad I saw him, but it was a pretty subdued show. I guess about a 3500 seat venue, full of my towns finest citizens...wandering the aisle to either buy more beer or go piss beer through the whole show. He hit the stage at 7:30 sharp and took off his guitar bowed and walked off at 9:10 without an encore.

I'm not sure how old he is or how long he's been touring this go 'round, but he seemed tired, rushed and bored.

Johnny Cash gave a much, much better show, as does George Jones (coming around here again next month), John Prine, or Robert Earl Keen.

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#364092 - 10/01/08 07:51 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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your a lucky man Bornyo..

did he do angel flying too close to the ground ???

this is like the best getting drunk on whiskey after a relationship ending song ever.


gratz...willie N is A Plus!
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#364093 - 10/01/08 07:53 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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I'm not sure how old he is or how long he's been touring this go 'round, but he seemed tired, rushed and bored.




all that marjuwanna de-motivation
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#364094 - 10/01/08 09:59 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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your a lucky man Bornyo..

did he do angel flying too close to the ground ???

this is like the best getting drunk on whiskey after a relationship ending song ever.


gratz...willie N is A Plus!




He did that song, and it was good. He made a few jokes about his marijuana arrests, too.

I've since read he is 75 yrs old. That said, I guess it was a great show. A man at 75 can't do what he did at 45.

I'm debating taking a chance on George Jones on 11/14. I've gone three times over the years and he's made every show. I figure the odds are stacked he might miss this one.

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#364095 - 10/01/08 10:04 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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you have to see George Jones man...
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#364096 - 10/01/08 10:05 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Do a commercial and you're off the artistic roll call forever and that goes for everyone, except Willie Nelson......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQdZgNrLmO8
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#364097 - 10/01/08 10:17 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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They've all done commercials- especially the Country guys. They've been shilling flour and lard and sausage and motor oil and any thing else you can imagine since before there was a such thing as Rock & Roll.

As to the George Jones show- the handbill says they are going to broadcast/show a "musical documentary" about Conway Twitty as the opening act. I'm not much on musicals, even if they open with... "Hello Darling..." I love Conway in a historical sense but I'm even weaker on watching a movie musical for an hour before seeing the Possum. I've got a quart mason jar of "white lightning" that I will consume if I go, though.

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#364098 - 10/02/08 06:54 AM Re: Willie Nelson
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Do you have a Jim Beam decanter shaped liked Elvis?
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#364099 - 10/02/08 08:29 AM Re: Willie Nelson
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I grew up with all those country stars in the 70's and 80's. Cash,nelson,gayle,tucker, campbell, Reed and I still love them all. Johnny Cash was my all time favorite though.
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#364100 - 10/02/08 08:49 AM Re: Willie Nelson
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1050 AM WHN. NYC's Country station back in the '70s.

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#364101 - 10/02/08 11:07 AM Re: Willie Nelson
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Do you have a Jim Beam decanter shaped liked Elvis?






I have a bong shaped like Willie

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#364102 - 10/03/08 04:58 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Do you have a Jim Beam decanter shaped liked Elvis?




No, it was a cologne filled gun.
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#364103 - 10/03/08 08:33 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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Quote:

Do you have a Jim Beam decanter shaped liked Elvis?




No, it was a cologne filled gun.




Avon, Wild Country

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#364104 - 10/04/08 10:19 PM Re: Willie Nelson
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This reminds me of a dream I had. My friend had pictures of Willie and Bea Arthur naked. Im not sure if together but its been 3 years and I still cannot forget that dream.
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