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It was Alaska. Anyone can win. I'm sure a moose came in 3rd place.
*spits cranberry juice on keyboard when I read "MOOSE", thats just funny*
Squirrel come in Fourth if Darrah places Fifth.
To recap:
1st -- Palin
2nd -- Some Eskimo Slut/Whore who runs an Igloo of ill repute
3rd -- Bullwinkle
4th -- Rocket J. Squirrel
5th -- Darrah
** Did not Finish: The "Alaskan Sisters", Ava and Mia...they were too horny from
stimulation and realized they could get paid to fuck in Los Angeles, so they split before the Talent portion of the contest. Ironically, Mia's talent was listed as "realistic portrayal of a frenzied nympho whore" ...
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