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#363780 - 09/30/08 12:51 PM
Washing dog froth off my phone
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I treated myself to my fave fromagerie in Los Feliz/Silverlake. The name escapes me, but the walls are a lovely shade of moss green. I hadn't eaten in 4 days due to nerves, so ravenous hunger was creeping up. The walk back to my car was 4 blocks, so I put my keys, credit card, and phone in the bag the Gouda came in. I passed a guy walking with his unleashed dog. The dog trots twds me the way dogs do before heading back once their owner calls them. I think nothing of it and continue. Now the Rottweiler mix is lunging at my hand carrying the bag. He's pretty close to my hand, so I let go the bag, so I don't get caught in the cross fire of k-9 incisors and cheese. As I remember, that bag became my purse 5 mins ago, the dog is now licking cheese off the sidewalk and clawing the bag to a final shred. The owner pulls the dog away and gives me my keys, credit card, and phone. I am now washing dog froth off my phone.
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#363781 - 09/30/08 12:58 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Nerves? But Gia, you always seem so self-assured. What could possibly drive you to starve yourself for four days? Could it be Fucked Up Whore Syndrome?
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#363782 - 09/30/08 01:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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god i fucking hate dogs
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#363783 - 09/30/08 01:26 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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Loc: St. Louis
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Dogs are cool. People suck.
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#363784 - 09/30/08 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Do u have witnesses? This has Lawsuit potential, seriously. U can probably settle pretty quick for a cool 5 grand, nice chunk of change for doing nothing and u didnt even have to fuck Kurt Lockwood!
Seriously, look into it baby g.
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#363785 - 09/30/08 02:39 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
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Do u have witnesses? This has Lawsuit potential, seriously. U can probably settle pretty quick for a cool 5 grand, nice chunk of change for doing nothing and u didnt even have to fuck Kurt Lockwood!
Seriously, look into it baby g.
Typical yank eh?  Should just get compensation for the handbang and cheese. And not $500 trillion.
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#363786 - 09/30/08 02:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I wasn't harmed in any way, so why should I sue? So what if the guy shoul've had his dog leashed? I wasn't harmed. The dog didn't even make contact with my hand.
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#363790 - 09/30/08 06:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I heart dogs. Ironically, everyone thinks I'm a cat person.
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#363791 - 09/30/08 07:54 PM
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god i fucking hate dogs
 I dont believe you just said that, I did NOT know that about you Gi, why is that??
And G that was a funny story reminds of a Seinfeld episode.
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#363792 - 09/30/08 09:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/09/08
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I'm not a wild fan of dogs, too much goddamn work, I am definitely a cat person (although Gia, I'd never peg you a cat girl, lol)...however, my fiance has a dog, so she's mine, too. Gigi, I understand why you hate dogs, they are a pain in the ass, but honestly, they can be much better companions than a husband or a cat. So so loyal. Cats are so fucking selfish  (like me)
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#363793 - 09/30/08 09:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Stoli, tell the group what kind of dog Mr. Stoli-to-be owns. He and the dog are definitely leader of the pack.
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#363794 - 09/30/08 11:01 PM
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Gia, have you eaten yet or is the streak up to five days?
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#363796 - 10/01/08 12:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm eating tmrw morning.
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#363799 - 10/02/08 06:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I've always understood dog saliva to be much more antiseptic than human saliva. So if you would let the likes of Mark Wood exchange saliva with yourself, why would you be so upset over just touching a dogs? I do disapprove of unleashed dogs though.
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#363800 - 10/02/08 09:12 AM
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Dog's saliva is definitely more antiseptic than human saliva. But not as hygienic.
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#363802 - 10/02/08 01:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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i'm curious: what does fried cum smell like?
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#363803 - 10/02/08 01:27 PM
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Gigi, you read my mind but I thought it might be just a little too gay for a guy to ask that question.
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#363804 - 10/02/08 01:44 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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glad to be servicey. 
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#363806 - 10/02/08 01:51 PM
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#363807 - 10/02/08 09:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Dog's saliva is definitely more antiseptic than human saliva. But not as hygienic.
Mark Wood's probably not too hygienic either. And dog saliva does heal wounds.
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#363808 - 10/03/08 02:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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If ever in accident and needed healing: dog saliva
If ever in bind for someone touching my cunt so I can stop twitching and get a night's rest: Mark Wood.
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#363810 - 10/04/08 11:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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If ever in accident and needed healing: dog saliva
If ever in bind for someone touching my cunt so I can stop twitching and get a night's rest: Mark Wood.
True about healing your wounds, I'd also help your cunt out to stop twitching, you dont need to return any favors....J/K (well maybe not, but) but as far as a good fucking I would chose Manuel or Justin Slayer. 
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#363811 - 10/04/08 01:50 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/12/08
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Loc: Give 'em rope
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Should have had Seth Putnam beat the shit out of the dog then sell it to a Chinese restaurant. They you could have had a lovely date sharing a plate of General Tso's Puppy. He'd write a loving gay song about for "Picnic Of Love 2"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4W6bpyriIM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLEZunJmyjw&feature=related
Edited by Chainsaw Fuckface (10/04/08 01:53 PM)
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