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#363541 - 09/29/08 12:24 PM
Sexual World Record to be set this Wednesday
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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This Wednesday World Renowned Director Jim Powers will be shooting his most romantic movie yet, as Ami Emerson will dine on a 70 man cum omelet. Powers, fresh off his win for producing the couple scene of the year at the iPorn Sexopolis Sunset Strip Awards aid, “I feel inspired to produce something every couple in love should be able to watch together. What better way to spend a romantic night than cuddling on the couch, watching a sweet young girl, eating a 70 man cum omelet.”
Powers’ useless production manager Johnny Thrust commented that he has had an overwhelming amount of response for this event, but can still use more load droppers. Said Thrust, “We are going to try and break the World Record for most loads of cum being fried and made into an omelet. The previous record is 16 loads set by a little sister during a fraternity initiation night, when all 16 pledges came in a frying pan before she fried it up and ate it. I am confident we will crush this mark. This is going to be a hallmark movie for JM Productions, and that is a very powerful statement.”
Powers went on a nation wide search to find one man sick and twisted enough to be the chef to cook all the cum. He realized there was only one man out there who us up to the task, “Porno” Dan Leal. Leal stated, “I am truly honored to be given the task of cooking the cum. Guys please come on down and drop a load for this record breaking effort. It’s a great way to make a quick buck, plus I am going to be casting for some new reality sites. This could be your big chance to break into porn.”
Ms. Ami Emerson said this, “I begging all you guys out there to help me break the World Record, so please call the Bukkake hot line at 818-709-4452”
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#363544 - 09/29/08 01:00 PM
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Hmmmmmm... Humiliate Dan while convincing him it's something to brag about. Fucking Genius.  
That's how Gia gets whores to do stuff. Dan is a whore. Therefore, ....
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#363546 - 09/29/08 02:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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In order to make an omelet, one has to break some eggs. In this case, Porno Dan's eggs.
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#363547 - 09/29/08 02:50 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Hmmmmmm... Humiliate Dan while convincing him it's something to brag about. Fucking Genius.
Of course I think it's great. This is going to be one of the most entertaining moments every captured on film.
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#363548 - 09/29/08 03:10 PM
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This is going to be one of the most entertaining moments every captured on film.
Thank you, Dan...
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#363549 - 09/29/08 03:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Maybe Ashley Blue can come back and feed the omlette to Dan. Lol.
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#363550 - 09/29/08 03:54 PM
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#363551 - 09/29/08 04:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I love that scene, but what does it have to do with this thread? I like my cum omlette-free.
I LOVE sex. I LOVE food. However, I'm not into the food/sex combo.
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#363554 - 09/30/08 02:06 AM
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
Bukkake nerds. Great. Just great.....
At least I'm not so fucked up have Hitler as my avatar 
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#363555 - 09/30/08 10:17 AM
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OUCH! Sorry I insulted you, bro. I guess it's like telling a Star Wars nerd that the Phantom Menace is better than The Empire Strikes Back. Do you guys get in arguments like that? Like which is better? Original Japanese or American? Kirk or Picard? Is there a division/rivalry between Bukkake and Gokkun guys? Is reverse bukkake just for wanna-bes? Get back....
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#363556 - 09/30/08 10:31 AM
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[gokkunfan]MOOOOOOOM!!!!!! Hitler called me a bukkake nerd.  [/gokkunfan]
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#363557 - 09/30/08 11:19 AM
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Registered: 07/14/08
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I'm a of cum swallowing movies but cum omellete is just too gross. Doesn't belong to gokkun line.
Bukkake nerds. Great. Just great.....
Ok, that made me laugh. 
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#363558 - 09/30/08 02:59 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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OUCH! Sorry I insulted you, bro. I guess it's like telling a Star Wars nerd that the Phantom Menace is better than The Empire Strikes Back. Do you guys get in arguments like that? Like which is better? Original Japanese or American? Kirk or Picard? Is there a division/rivalry between Bukkake and Gokkun guys? Is reverse bukkake just for wanna-bes? Get back....
Go away troll
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#363559 - 09/30/08 03:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No rivalry between bukkake/gokkun guys. They're the same guys since the don't know if it will be a bukkake or gokkun until they get there. Reverse bukkakes are generally male talent hopefuls, yes. We had a guy in a Viking costume show up one day for me to take his pic and send it to Jeff. I'm guessing he's seen a lot of features and thought the get-up would help for casting. Yes, my life is pathetic.
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#363563 - 09/30/08 06:58 PM
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oh great just when i thought these niggas couldnt out fake the cum glow bukkake now this.
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#363564 - 09/30/08 08:49 PM
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#363566 - 10/01/08 09:42 AM
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Don't worry about it: Dan's not a guy.
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#363568 - 10/01/08 10:59 PM
***BREAKING NEWS***GOKKUN SHOOT GANKED BY HOMEBOYS
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Registered: 01/10/06
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AMI EMERSON EATS HUGE CUM OMELETTE!
PRODUCTION MANAGER JOHNNY THRUST ROBBED AT GUNPOINT. THRUST INTERRUPTED SHOOT SHOUTING "I JUST GOT FUCKING ROBBED! THE GUY HAD A GUN TO MY HEAD!"
More info and photos at www.foxxxnews.com
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#363569 - 10/01/08 11:24 PM
Re: ***BREAKING NEWS***GOKKUN SHOOT GANKED BY HOMEBOYS
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niggers.
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