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Not needing proof is what we Christians call "faith." I applaud you on that and can only assume you took George Michael's 1985 song to heart.

As for Lou Gehrig, I communed with his spirit this morning and the conversation went something like this:
Iron: Mr. Gehrig, sir, I need your help. I am at a crossroads with these women.
Gehrig: What's wrong?
Iron: Well, I get a lot of pleasure out of being fellated, sometimes on a daily basis.
Gehrig: Wait! You mean you don't have to get married to do that these days! What base do you get to before you have to put a ring on their finger.
Iron: Uhh.....I go all the way with them on a regular basis.
Gehrig: (Tearing up, clears throat with a rasp) Today, I consider myself to be the second luckiest man on the face of the earth.
Iron: Thanks for your time, Mr. Gehrig.
Gehrig: Hit one out of the park for me.
Iron: Wait....I'm confused. You want me to hit one?
Gehrig: I've said too much....



It's only appropriate that Brandon finds inspiration from a man famous for jacking off in men's public restrooms.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K