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#363297 - 09/28/08 04:09 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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How much of a fucking drag would it be to hang out with these two? Hey assholes: You're 35. Stop buying shit at Hot Topic.... 
PS: We know you're bald, Gary....
Edited by tattypatty (09/28/08 04:10 PM)
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#363299 - 09/28/08 04:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Layla said she picked out Max's oufit.
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#363301 - 09/28/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Layla said she picked out Max's oufit.
Wow that is really bad, I rather see him in his infamous Hawaiian shirts. That is really awful, I would of thought he'd carry around a monkey and an organ grinder. 
Dexter is on, gotta go. Bye now. 
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#363306 - 09/28/08 06:18 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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Gia- Why is it you seem to be the only one at AVN whose photo galleries actually name the people in them for the most part?
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#363307 - 09/28/08 06:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/08
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#363309 - 09/28/08 07:17 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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What I really want to know is who was the most "coked up" slut there?
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#363312 - 09/28/08 07:37 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/04/08
Posts: 110
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Gia,
They look like a bunch of sleazy straight guys and their female bisexual enablers. It's an unequal relationship. Note, also, how the men are fully clothed but the women are showing a lot of flesh. More evidence of an unequal relationship. And let's not forget the hair. The hair, LOL. They all look like they came out of the same hair salon with the same one style.
These women are submissive clones, pure and simple. No wonder nobody takes these ghastly women seriously. Get a life, ladies.
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#363313 - 09/28/08 08:03 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
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Monstar working the carpet...
Something is wrong with Monstar, he looks heavier and older.
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#363314 - 09/28/08 08:07 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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He's pregnant.
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#363317 - 09/28/08 08:41 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Layla said she picked out Max's oufit.
Wow that is really bad, I rather see him in his infamous Hawaiian shirts. That is really awful, I would of thought he'd carry around a monkey and an organ grinder.
Dexter is on, gotta go. Bye now.
And do you figure max in a business attire?? no way!!! that suit is Max....and combines perfectly with the yellow couch
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#363318 - 09/28/08 08:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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What a hot fucking mess this is....
ugly brazilian tranny 
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#363319 - 09/28/08 09:19 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Layla said she picked out Max's oufit.
Wow that is really bad, I rather see him in his infamous Hawaiian shirts. That is really awful, I would of thought he'd carry around a monkey and an organ grinder.
Dexter is on, gotta go. Bye now.
How did my comment come out soooo late and Kingfish's got in first...duh he said the same thing....fix this shit already, I cant put emoticons in my sentences either. It only gets put in at the end of the post. 
One more thing, why does its say Miami Ink under Gianna's sign being held by Monstar?
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#363322 - 09/28/08 10:33 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Not to piggyback on Gia's post, but I didn't see a need to create a whole other thread for the few photos I snapped from that night. Of course, Gia's are significantly better. Speaking of, note to self: work on "red carpet face". Waaaay too much of my gums showing. And I hated my hair that night (I think everyone I spoke to heard me bitch about it). It didn't turn out the way I expected it to, and then with the fog rolling in my hair got completely frizzy and turned out even worse. Just in case anybody thought I was intentionally going for the B-52s look.
Tommy Gunn & date
Jenny Hendrix & Nicole Ray
Stoya-- I still kick myself for not booking her before DP signed her.
Roxy, me, Gram, and Nikki Hunter
Suze is shooting Alexis Texas with Mr. Pete while I'm in Scotland-- I'm so sad I won't be there. 
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#363323 - 09/29/08 07:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Here are some more pics.
AVN.com
Btw, I fucking heart that dress. Tommy Gunn designed and made it.
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#363326 - 09/29/08 07:59 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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This is captioned "Danny Mountain and Eva Angelina (and Sylvie!)"
I hope to god Sylvie is the baby's name, not the guy in the kilt's.
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#363327 - 09/29/08 08:08 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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This is captioned "Danny Mountain and Eva Angelina (and Sylvie!)"
I hope to god Sylvie is the baby's name, not the guy in the kilt's.
She looks quite attractive pregnant, it suits her, but I dont think we need any more children in this world, especially pw babies. And I think Tommy's girls dress is okay, Im not LOVIN it, but she looks good in it. I actually like Holly's dress alot, I love the beads or is it studs, what's on it Holly??? I just didnt get a picture where her shoes were posted, wanted to see what she matched up w/that dress. And Holly your hair looks pretty that way. 
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#363328 - 09/29/08 09:12 PM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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How SMOKING HOT is Riley Steele? Good God!
smoking....meth
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#363329 - 09/30/08 01:49 AM
Re: Digital Playgroung: Pirates II Premiere pics
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
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How SMOKING HOT is Riley Steele? Good God!
smoking....meth
She is hot but too thin! I don't find the bony look that attractive
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#363330 - 09/30/08 04:31 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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What the hell is wrong with this man's eye?
yeah, right? is that some sort of marilyn mansonesque contact lense? certain malignancies of the eye show up on film looking like that.
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#363331 - 09/30/08 06:49 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
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How SMOKING HOT is Riley Steele? Good God!
AMAZINGLY FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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#363333 - 09/30/08 07:25 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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thank you, holly. that was really kind of freaking me out.
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#363335 - 09/30/08 07:40 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
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Teagan interviews Jesse Jane
Katsuni
The lovely Holly Randall
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#363339 - 09/30/08 08:19 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
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#363340 - 09/30/08 08:27 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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i'd like to string that sorry motherfucker up by that faggoty-assed necklace.
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#363341 - 09/30/08 09:29 AM
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Kurt Lockwood whipping boy Gram Ponate
Why does it look as though Teagan just kicked him in the nuts?
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#363342 - 09/30/08 12:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/21/06
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How much of a fucking drag would it be to hang out with these two? Hey assholes: You're 35. Stop buying shit at Hot Topic....
PS: We know you're bald, Gary....
Dude is Crawford/Lord wearing eyeliner? That fucking goon showed up at the wrong event... he was supposed to be at The Cure concert down the street. Mr. Trying Too Hard needs a reality check.. or maybe just a pay check these days.... 
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#363344 - 09/30/08 09:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/28/06
Posts: 202
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Gigi said:
i'd like to string that sorry motherfucker up by that faggoty-assed necklace.
Umm... that's his lanyard, which he had put behind his shoulder. Take a peek at some of Teagan's pics, where she was wearing her VIP lanyard too.
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#363347 - 10/01/08 03:48 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Gigi said:
i'd like to string that sorry motherfucker up by that faggoty-assed necklace.
Umm... that's his lanyard, which he had put behind his shoulder. Take a peek at some of Teagan's pics, where she was wearing her VIP lanyard too.
fine then, i'd like to string that sorry motherfucker up by his faggoty-assed lanyard. teagan can do better. teagan deserves better.
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#363348 - 10/01/08 07:42 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
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Teagan doesn't want to do better and therein lies the problem. Like most whores, she is running a self-esteem deficit. Mr. Suitcase pimp might not be very bright, but it's in his nature to recognize vulnerability and exploit it. In a way, they are the perfect match.
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#363351 - 10/01/08 10:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Can someone please remember which thread the above quote is in when things go terribly, terribly wrong? Thanks in advance...
tatty
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#363352 - 10/01/08 11:46 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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I don't know Gram, so he could be perfectly good guy...but if this face doesn't scream "Put the lotion in the fucking basket!!!" then I don't know what does.
I would pay $14.95 for a DVD of him wearing a suit made out of Lockwood's skin. Even better if Jodie Foster makes a cameo somewhere in the movie.
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#363355 - 10/03/08 05:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/14/04
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What's up with all the hate towards him?? You can thank him for my happiness which has led to the return of my fabulous butt, and free solo masturbation content of me for the fans. Once again, he has his OWN money and TAKES NOTHING from me. He's a self sufficient man who doesn't like women to take care of him financially, like ALL of my previous boyfriends. I know it's hard to believe but it's the truth..Would you like polygraph results..haha
Gia- Thanks for being such a sweetie. I always have fun when taking pictures for you at events.
Holly- You were so funny that night asking everyone about your hair. You looked great and I can't wait to shoot for you again. I was a little nervous the last time because I am a perfectionist and I always want to do well. So, now that I have shot with you again recently, it will be easier for me to loosen up.
xox
Teagan
Teagan, this is exactly the problem. Look at the crap you are doing now. "Free solo masturbation content"? He is the one responsible for you doing solo masturbation and not real porn.
The content you are providing your fans with now is incredibly boring and lame. You do realize that if you keep this up you won't have a career soon right?
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#363359 - 10/06/08 01:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Once again, he has his OWN money and TAKES NOTHING from me. He's a self sufficient man who doesn't like women to take care of him financially
that remembers me that Jeff's sig about Tyler Faith on Wankus
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#363361 - 10/06/08 01:37 AM
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Pervert
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Hey is it just me or does Max have kind of a John McCain thing going on? Slick down Max's hair into the combover look McCain style and he could face-fuck Lisa Ann who could be cast as Palin complete with the trademark glasses, on his yellow couch. Of course Lisa Ann is "too good" for the yellow couch these days given she's got a whore agency to run, and of course there's that minor legal anomaly Max is in the midst of dealing with.. but we can dream god dammit
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#363364 - 10/06/08 05:52 AM
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Pervert
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Max looks like the ring leader for an underground, satanic gay pride parade.
It's that kind of compassion-less comment that has the potential to tip Paul Little over the edge at this fragile time in his life; god forbid someone shows him this thread.
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#363365 - 10/06/08 06:05 AM
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#363368 - 11/14/09 05:28 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/09
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#363369 - 11/14/09 06:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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yeah number 3 is gonna be as gay as the first two.
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