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#363213 - 09/28/08 01:20 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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you are quite the misogynist sir.
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#363217 - 09/28/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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"I'd like to meet the bitch who fucked you up".
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#363218 - 09/28/08 10:06 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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"I'd like to meet the bitch who fucked you up".
I hope you have a shovel.
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#363221 - 09/29/08 07:10 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/05
Posts: 95
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why is the board attracting an influx of homocidal creeps? between this jail/morguee bound moron/idiot and MK-77 the board has reached a new high in lowness and attracting brain dead dolts monkey see monkey do is such a true and apt cliche here creepy fucks abound 
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#363222 - 09/29/08 07:25 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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getting choked out- not to dead, but to passing out and getting the wawas- is hot
i have dont this in a clip and tons in my personal life, and for me, it results in multile orgasms
i dont know if it has that effect on every girl, or if im just fucked up enough that it works on me
love, pretty
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#363223 - 09/29/08 07:41 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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sounds like you might just be a total whore pretty.
good for you.
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#363226 - 09/29/08 10:11 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no
im vegan i dont eat pizza from delivery places
i did do a mechanic a few times but we were dating nd it was way before i did porn
and i got tag teamed by dirty and another trucker
only dirty would choke me though
the other guy wasnt into that as much
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#363227 - 09/29/08 10:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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*sigh*
Your forehead is like a runway for all the shit that goes flying right over it.
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#363228 - 09/29/08 11:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/17/04
Posts: 212
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getting choked out- not to dead, but to passing out and getting the wawas- is hot
I second that. I've enjoyed this as well.
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#363231 - 09/30/08 10:41 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I gotta weigh in real quick like on this one. Ain't nothin', and I mean NOTHIN' like chokin' a bitch out! For obvious reasons, be careful when you do this though. You don't wanna get caught! On a typical choke out, for me, it starts with getting the Lizard into the cab of my truck. This can be done with a tic tac. Remember to keep it on the cheap, Liz will be dead soon and you don't wanna spend money on a dead whore. Once you get your belt off of her scrawny little broken neck it should be easy to roll her up in the tarp and toss her in the trailer. After that, you just ask dispatch for a repower (Repower=to swap a load/trailer with another company driver), give them the wrong trailer #, swap with the other driver, and poof! he pays for your "crime" and you live to choke another day. Ain't trucking fun?!?! Pretty- You really ARE a total whore! Congrats! You're a total hot mess Pretty, and I'm not the only one thanking upstairs for that. I would choke you over chicken anyday. Why DO you like that so much anyways? -Keep It Dirty 
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#363232 - 10/01/08 02:31 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol hi!  i dunno it gives me the wawas and then i cum over and over i like it! love, pretty
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#363233 - 10/01/08 12:05 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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I gotta weigh in real quick like on this one. Ain't nothin', and I mean NOTHIN' like chokin' a bitch out! For obvious reasons, be careful when you do this though. You don't wanna get caught! On a typical choke out, for me, it starts with getting the Lizard into the cab of my truck. This can be done with a tic tac. Remember to keep it on the cheap, Liz will be dead soon and you don't wanna spend money on a dead whore. Once you get your belt off of her scrawny little broken neck it should be easy to roll her up in the tarp and toss her in the trailer. After that, you just ask dispatch for a repower (Repower=to swap a load/trailer with another company driver), give them the wrong trailer #, swap with the other driver, and poof! he pays for your "crime" and you live to choke another day. Ain't trucking fun?!?!
Pretty- You really ARE a total whore! Congrats! You're a total hot mess Pretty, and I'm not the only one thanking upstairs for that. I would choke you over chicken anyday. Why DO you like that so much anyways?
-Keep It Dirty
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Either I'm a complete twisted, savage, lover of hate, death and vomit spewing follower of everything evil, or have simply fallin out of my tree... But THAT was one of the funniest things I've read all week. My cock actually got friggin hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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#363234 - 10/02/08 06:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Why is it that men laugh at me and then their cock gets hard??? The EXACT same thing happened to my pastor when I...nevermind. -Keep It Dirty
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#363235 - 10/14/08 02:13 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
Loc: nowhere
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#363236 - 10/14/08 02:36 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I gotta weigh in real quick like on this one. Ain't nothin', and I mean NOTHIN' like chokin' a bitch out! For obvious reasons, be careful when you do this though. You don't wanna get caught! On a typical choke out, for me, it starts with getting the Lizard into the cab of my truck. This can be done with a tic tac. Remember to keep it on the cheap, Liz will be dead soon and you don't wanna spend money on a dead whore. Once you get your belt off of her scrawny little broken neck it should be easy to roll her up in the tarp and toss her in the trailer. After that, you just ask dispatch for a repower (Repower=to swap a load/trailer with another company driver), give them the wrong trailer #, swap with the other driver, and poof! he pays for your "crime" and you live to choke another day. Ain't trucking fun?!?!
Pretty- You really ARE a total whore! Congrats! You're a total hot mess Pretty, and I'm not the only one thanking upstairs for that. I would choke you over chicken anyday. Why DO you like that so much anyways?
-Keep It Dirty
Dude -  I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
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#363237 - 10/14/08 02:40 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Some whore passing away on camera, accidentally natch, would be sexy.
Would your average porn producer actually cough up the $300.00 to her estate?
There was an asian girl (i'm bad with names) long ago that was doing I believe an anabolic video - gangbang girl or similar, and lex throws it in her ass and she literally passed out (no act). I'm under the impression that the porn history books (wherever THEY are) have this documented, or at least someone else might know her name or the scene.
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#363238 - 10/15/08 01:56 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"...and lex throws it in her ass and she literally passed out (no act)."
Talk about a pain in the ass! (cue bad joke drumfill) BAHDUM PSH! For real though, it's total magic when your whore passes out for that split second before you let go of their windpipe. It really is a special sparkle in their eye when they get that where am I/who are you look on their face just after coming to, and all you can do is slap 'em around a bit and jog their memory, God bless 'em! Normally I'd say "if you can't stand the heat, get outta the kitchen", but I know for a fact if I ever had Lexington Steele's cock in the VICINITY of my @$$ I would pass out and go to my happy place too, so kudos to unnamed asian chick for getting farther than I would...not that I would try...for any less than $47 and a chicken dinner at Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles. DAMN I miss Roscoe's!
-Keep It Dirty
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#363239 - 10/15/08 02:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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[tritone]why does it have to be roscoe's when you mention lex steele?[/tritone]
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#363240 - 10/15/08 03:47 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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[tritone]why does it have to be roscoe's when you mention lex steele?[/tritone]
I'm not THAT sensitive. Am I?
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#363242 - 10/15/08 06:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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What, can't a white boy like Roscoe's? I'm not just talkin' some racial shit here, I was damn near furniture at Roscoe's before I left L.A. I'm a big fan of the #13 "one succulent breast, one delicious waffle" with a side of smothered potatoes and maybe some greens if I'm feelin' it (insert "choke chicken" joke here_________________) The sad truth is this...I don't even know if I'll be able to eat chicken ever again. I have picked up from/ dropped loads at too many Tyson plants and hatcheries, toured too many of the plants, and just, overall, seen ENTIRELY too much. I can't eat eggs, mayo, or chicken now because of it. fuct, huh? Oh, the shit I've seen! The chicken chokers DEFINATELY know how to... -Keep It Dirty 
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#363244 - 10/16/08 12:27 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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What, can't a white boy like Roscoe's? I'm not just talkin' some racial shit here, I was damn near furniture at Roscoe's before I left L.A. I'm a big fan of the #13 "one succulent breast, one delicious waffle" with a side of smothered potatoes and maybe some greens if I'm feelin' it (insert "choke chicken" joke here_________________) The sad truth is this...I don't even know if I'll be able to eat chicken ever again. I have picked up from/ dropped loads at too many Tyson plants and hatcheries, toured too many of the plants, and just, overall, seen ENTIRELY too much. I can't eat eggs, mayo, or chicken now because of it. fuct, huh? Oh, the shit I've seen! The chicken chokers DEFINATELY know how to...
-Keep It Dirty
"Ahem hem... good day sir, I would like one tour of your chicken plant. Will there be a fee, if any. Ahem..."
WTF dude? You're slipping - don't you realize that wasting time glad-handing with second in command as he gives you a tour of the KFC concentration camp is displacing precious time you could be wrangling up lizzies into the back of the cab, nodding about how horrible stepdad was right before you go in for the sap trap? COME OHN!
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#363245 - 10/16/08 07:43 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I do so appreciate your concern good sir, however I must remind you that I work "on the cheap" and tic tacs cost $$$. Free chicken, in/on the other hand, is both easily scored by taking said deathplant tour, and more effective as bait for the Lizards. It takes these dockworking yokels at LEAST an hour to shove 40,000lbs of meat into my ass end anyway, so I figure "the tour" as a great way to get some exercise, score some free bait, see some good quality death (I've learned so much already!), and of course, kill time (not my favorite kill by any means, but it'll do in a pinch). Now for the insider tip...save the chicken. DO NOT throw out the old rotten chicken, just give it to the more "rotund" variety of Liz. They never stop to look at it anyway, and they're MUCH easier to "take out" once the violent illness sets in. With the scrawny ones, I like 'em full o' spunk, but when the bigger girls start fightin' back, they do so as if they ACTUALLY have something to live for! Crazy, huh? (at this point I could make probably 47 different jokes about this post, but really, where would I start?) FUCK! I cannot WAIT to adapt these misadventures of mine to the "silver screen"! Y'all would watch that porn right? -Keep It Dirty
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#363247 - 09/24/09 11:41 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
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Is it bad that hearing that Pretty enjoys being strangled during sex actually improves my opinion of her?
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#363248 - 09/25/09 02:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/09/09
Posts: 92
Loc: Porn Valley
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I'm with Pretty. I enjoy getting choked. No matter what women say, in the industry or not, so long as you choke a girl correctly, it is fun and exciting. If you don't know what you're doing, then it's scary for the female, and safety words are not easy to scream when you're getting choked. LOL. And even though I say most women like being choked, guys, please ask the women first before you choke them. If you do it with no warning, she will think you've lost your damn mind and is likely to call the police. If that happens, do not reference this post. Disclaimer - Ruby Knox is hereby not responsible for the actions taken place by members of this board in regards to choking their girlfriends, wives, bootycalls or hookers. The preceding sexual acts feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, Ruby Knox must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed by Ruby Knox. 
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#363254 - 09/25/09 03:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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why would gender matter it's a fucking neck... I get a bigger kick slamming peoples heads in to shit, mirrors but whatever I can find at the time works out.
Only kidding, hehe.
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#363255 - 09/25/09 09:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
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I'm with Pretty. I enjoy getting choked. No matter what women say, in the industry or not, so long as you choke a girl correctly, it is fun and exciting. If you don't know what you're doing, then it's scary for the female, and safety words are not easy to scream when you're getting choked. LOL.
And even though I say most women like being choked, guys, please ask the women first before you choke them. If you do it with no warning, she will think you've lost your damn mind and is likely to call the police. If that happens, do not reference this post. Disclaimer - Ruby Knox is hereby not responsible for the actions taken place by members of this board in regards to choking their girlfriends, wives, bootycalls or hookers. The preceding sexual acts feature stunts performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, Ruby Knox must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed by Ruby Knox.
The "disclaimer" doesn't cover lurkers, regular readers without an account and is therefore waterproof like a microwave.
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#363256 - 09/26/09 10:55 AM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
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Good call pipe dream but to lurk is to never know the shame filled high that is XPT. i FUCKEN LOVE THIS PALCE.. 
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#363259 - 09/27/09 04:55 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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No matter what women say, in the industry or not, so long as you choke a girl correctly, it is fun and exciting.
...And even though I say most women like being choked, guys, please ask the women first before you choke them.
'No matter what women say' huh? I'll keep that in mind. Whoops! My gf is dead, I guess I'll have to bury her in the backyard now...
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#363260 - 09/27/09 05:01 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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"one post and I'm out" whore Ashley Blue had a taste for being throttled til unconscious. Just ask her old landlord Khan Tusion. I only wish he'd put that on tape for our viewing pleasure.
I've seen that footage and I don't think I'd say she had a taste for it, more like had a breakdown immediately after.
BTW what is up with the weird infantile thing she has of shoving her hand in her mouth 'for comfort'? Gee, I wonder if she was abused as a child...
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And from my experience, it's the chick that always wants it rough as several I've dated have asked for some pretty hard choking, face slapping and other delights of violent degradation.
Another 28-year-old virgin presenting his wank fantasies to the board.
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#363261 - 09/27/09 02:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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)for blown pupils,blue lips or hemorrhaging you should be fine. If not you can always hang her naked in the closet. When people turn up like that, no one asks any questions 
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