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...it's literally holding someone's life in your hand. It's VERY hot in my opinion, but don't fuck it up. Dead ho's be heavy.



that's why you keep a portable defibrillator on hand. sure it'll set you back a grand or more but put it this way if the alternative is putting on a suit and letting twelve people debate your fate, all you'll be thinking about is that you should've made the investment.

i took a blast off the defibs once myself- pretty serious business. if you've ever wondered what it might feel like to have an elephant stand on your chest give it a try. like any other muscle, the heart needs regular, challenging exercise. i'll never forget the look of respect in the doc's eyes as i explained the way the wind felt on the day Normandy was liberated.