I gotta weigh in real quick like on this one. Ain't nothin', and I mean NOTHIN' like chokin' a bitch out! For obvious reasons, be careful when you do this though. You don't wanna get caught! On a typical choke out, for me, it starts with getting the Lizard into the cab of my truck. This can be done with a tic tac. Remember to keep it on the cheap, Liz will be dead soon and you don't wanna spend money on a dead whore. Once you get your belt off of her scrawny little broken neck it should be easy to roll her up in the tarp and toss her in the trailer. After that, you just ask dispatch for a repower (Repower=to swap a load/trailer with another company driver), give them the wrong trailer #, swap with the other driver, and poof! he pays for your "crime" and you live to choke another day. Ain't trucking fun?!?!

Pretty- You really ARE a total whore! Congrats! You're a total hot mess Pretty, and I'm not the only one thanking upstairs for that. I would choke you over chicken anyday. Why DO you like that so much anyways?

-Keep It Dirty