MLF's come into a doctor's office, relate how they engaged in some multiple partner creampies, ask for an abortion because they don't know who the father is. The doctor replies, well, we have a waiting period in this state, so you'll have to come back tomorrow. Cut to Reverse MILF ganbang with the doctor. The scene ends with him holding the suction tube...

I thought that it would involve a wire coat hanger.

You mean the one that missed the mark with you?

It's a great idea on a bullet train to nowhere.