Belle is a natural pervert. So is Jane. I choose to believe there are wild women out there willing to chug sperm.....and it's NOT all about the check. It can't be. It simply defies the odds. So many women, so many hormones careening through their bloodstream, smashing any sane thoughts out of their heads and obliterating their moral compass.

If I can save one -- JUST ONE -- my stunt-cocking will not have been in vain.