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#363035 - 09/27/08 09:48 PM
Got any medical or drug questions?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Hello All,
I just want to let you guys know that Im a Registered Nurse and willing to help out if any of you have any medical questions or drug questions both legal and non. I wont tell you how to manufacture them but will be willing to help keep one from getting sick  . Much like Dino and Pornlaw give out some free advice to help,Id be willing to do the same the next time one of you guys has a STD or whatever.
Edited by Taylor Street (09/27/08 09:49 PM)
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#363036 - 09/27/08 10:47 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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My penis gets swollen and very stiff when I watch Gia Jordan's movies and my testicles begin to ache. What can I do about it?
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#363039 - 09/27/08 11:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Which drug are you calling dope? weed, heroin,???
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#363040 - 09/27/08 11:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Which drug are you calling dope? weed, heroin,???
I, coming from NYC only refer to dope as heroin, we're not hillbillies here where they call everything dope.
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#363041 - 09/28/08 12:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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1) My legs hurt after I let my boyfriend's college buddies run train on me. Your thoughts?
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#363042 - 09/28/08 12:11 AM
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Anonymous
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Palm hair: Shave? Nair? Or electrolysis?
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#363043 - 09/28/08 12:57 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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1) My legs hurt after I let my boyfriend's college buddies run train on me. Your thoughts?
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#363044 - 09/28/08 10:25 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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1) My legs hurt after I let my boyfriend's college buddies run train on me. Your thoughts?
Generalized muscle fatigue. Rest, ice, and elevate the extremities. Also try more lube. Have you ever applied a thick layer of Bengay to your labia majora afterwards 
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#363045 - 09/28/08 10:29 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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I, coming from NYC only refer to dope as heroin, we're not hillbillies here where they call everything dope.
Youve hyperstimulated your opiod receptors and central nervous system. Youre experiancing a parasympathetic nerve response.
"Hey Doc, it hurts when I go like this"........"Then dont go like that"
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#363048 - 09/28/08 01:20 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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If you choke a whore out how likely is it that you're going to be in the market for lime and a shovel?
1. Choking someone against their will is highly illegal and I would advise you not to do it.
Depends how long the person is without oxygen to the brain. A few seconds like in the UFC, one will wake up and be disorianted. Longer exposure, like in a stroke/CVA, and the person will suffer brain damage, have necrotic(dead) brain tissue, and could eventually die.
However, I enjoyed when my exgirlfriend would block her own airway with the head of my member. I miss her!
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#363050 - 09/28/08 01:29 PM
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I know a poor, unfortunate guy who was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His retardation is further complicated by years of neglect and all the paint chips he ate as a child. Which is the better option: Euthenasia or lobotomy? Thanks.
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#363051 - 09/28/08 01:46 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Can fake mds cure fake cancer? 
yes
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#363052 - 09/28/08 01:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Does being a male nurse make you gay?
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#363053 - 09/28/08 01:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Does being a male nurse make you gay?
No, and I encouter that stereotype often. In addition to all the focker jokes.
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#363054 - 09/28/08 02:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Why didn't you study hard enough to be a doctor?
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#363055 - 09/28/08 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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How can you, as a man, possibly bring yourself to insert a catheter in a fellow man? That's just every color of wrong.
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#363056 - 09/28/08 02:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Why didn't you study hard enough to be a doctor?
Being a doctor and being a nurse are two different things. I chose nursing. Alot of people mention what you say and are reffering to the concept of salary for the two professions. Nurse Anestetist make around $150,000 a year(check salary.com if you dont believe me). A lot of doctors arent making near that much with the insurance companies pushing down what they reimburse them and at the same time the malpractice insurance rates are increasing.
A profession is what one makes of it.
Like you Gia, you couldve just been a speck on the porn map. But you stuck around and kept pushing  and are now an expert in your field.
Edited by Taylor Street (09/28/08 02:20 PM)
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#363057 - 09/28/08 02:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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How can you, as a man, possibly bring yourself to insert a catheter in a fellow man? That's just every color of wrong.
you should see their face when you have to pull the catheter out, talk about pain.
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#363059 - 09/28/08 02:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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How can you, as a man, possibly bring yourself to insert a catheter in a fellow man? That's just every color of wrong.
you should see their face when you have to pull the catheter out, talk about pain.
Ah ha! I knew it, ya'll enjoy that shit. Sick, sadistic phonies.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#363060 - 09/28/08 03:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/08
Posts: 97
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Nurse Street:
My friend Darrah Ford is likely to be infected with Ebola-Zaire in a week or two. Have they ever definitively identified the natural reservoir of this virus? Plus, I despise her; can I ethically encourage her to visit the bat caves aroung Victoria Falls?
I believe I read about this in the book Hotzone.....and good read. Freaky as hell, they had to destroy the monkey house on the east coast. Our US population wouldve been cut in half if that shit got out.
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#363061 - 09/28/08 04:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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How can I keep from falling over in Bloomingdales when I haven't eaten for 2 days?
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#363062 - 09/28/08 08:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Where can I go to get a prescription for medical marijuana without having to perform fellatio on an aging MD?
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#363063 - 09/29/08 07:46 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/16/05
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can i get a venereal disease from tit fucking or having my bslls sucked?
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#363064 - 09/29/08 01:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i have one: how much xanax can a girl take?
can yu overdose on it?
im talking about the long ones that look like building blocks, not the little round blue ones
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#363065 - 09/29/08 03:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Stop taking xanies, hon. Drugs fuck up the metabolism.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#363066 - 09/29/08 04:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
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Overdoses can be mild to severe depending on how much of the drug is taken and if any other depressants have been taken. Xanax overdose reflect the central nervous system depression of the brain and may include one or more of the following symptoms:
* Somnolence (difficulty staying awake)
* Mental confusion
* Hypotension
* Impaired motor functions
o Impaired or absent reflexes
o Impaired balance
o Dizziness
* Hypoventilation (Respiratory Depression)
* Coma
* Death
About 50% of the cases of death involving alprazolam were attributed to combined drug toxicity of alprazolam and another drug, most often cocaine and methadone. Only 1% of such deaths was attributed to alprazolam alone.
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#363067 - 09/29/08 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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i have one: how much xanax can a girl take?
can yu overdose on it?
im talking about the long ones that look like building blocks, not the little round blue ones
Big, huge, gargantuan mistake you'll make and be sorry for the rest of your life. They're called sticks in NYC and Bars in Cali....they're 2mg each and very dangerous. If you're taking them to sleep they make 4 different kinds, try the lower dose it's .25 they're white, then there is a peach one that is .05 (that would be 2 white ones) then there is the blue ones shaped like footballs 1mg and of course the sticks 2mgs......if yours are round, they're the fake kind, like the mexican kind or the generic ones, they suck.
But please don't take em at all. They're for anxiety and they're very, very addicting, within 2 weeks you will feel the reprecussions if you suddenly stop, you can have seizures, then you will go on Phenobarbital to prevent the seizures, its a very bad detox, worse than heroin, liquor or any other substance.
If you cant sleep and you are NOT a drug user, Tylenol PM works really good. For the love of god, dont fuck around with those, they are the DEVIL IN DISGUISE!
Edit to add Redish gave excellent and 100% accurate advice. It goes straight to your cns, if you sleep you may never wake up, throwing up in your mouth can choke you. It's happened to me and I had a very bad experience, went thru a detox for em and it was a nightmare. Please dont and be careful. There is NO reason to fuck around w/them.
Edited by RenfieldGyps (09/29/08 07:28 PM)
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#363069 - 09/30/08 09:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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How much Nitrol (and how often) will I need to use before I stop getting a headache from the stuff?
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#363070 - 09/30/08 07:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm prescribed two of the blue 1mg ones per day, along with 200mg of Seroquel. Good times! 
How the fuck are you not zombified, I love being stoned but I hate Seroquel are horrible, they're for fucking zombies. That's a high dose Viz....I hope you dont drive. Do you take them during the day or at home at nite?
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#363072 - 09/30/08 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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^^^yes
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#363073 - 09/30/08 09:22 PM
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#363074 - 09/30/08 10:15 PM
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Poodle Killer
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I see all the retarded people have killed another Thread.... Hey Sweet Mitt,, I am lookin for some sort of cover letter from an MD..That i can use to get a medical marijuana Prescription.... Can you help a Brother out....?????? If not,,,could i just Fuck You ,,Because i am allso a sex addict...!!
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#363075 - 10/01/08 10:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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How long after I shave my nuts is it Ok to fuck a chick? Is it safe in general? I wear condoms , but I'd imagine the razor would put microscopic cuts on your bag...
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#363076 - 10/02/08 10:29 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 05/11/08
Posts: 33
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i have one: how much xanax can a girl take?
can yu overdose on it?
im talking about the long ones that look like building blocks, not the little round blue ones
start by taking an amount equal to the most you have ever taken before, then each night add one or two until you die then riddle solve, jeeze it doesn't take a male nurse to figure that out.
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