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#362911 - 09/27/08 02:52 PM
Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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There's a thread dedicated to AC Creap, which is, of course, fully deserved. He is a unique example of the species.
This thread could serve as repository of other samples.
Here's the first: jrsl76
Edit:
From a trusted source I received the following link:
Meet the fanboys
There are some pics, but not many. Thank you, Mr. D.
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#362912 - 09/27/08 05:11 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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jrsl76
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40-year-old bald man
Mustache stubble
Wearing a brand new Ramones T Shirt recently purchased at Hot Topic too look cool at a porn convention…
PRICLESS!!!
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#362913 - 09/28/08 04:02 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Another fine example. This one from The Netherlands and somewhat related to 'the Industry'.
Familiar face?
MySpace
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#362915 - 02/01/09 05:31 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Dude, you missed the fucking bus, Freestylah.
Meet The Fanboys
(...which in hindsight I see you DID link to, my apologies!)
IMO, one of the greatest threads EVER on XPT, IMO!
FWIW, the bearded Dutchman is Jacco on ADT. He's a decent guy, not the creepy type. Have some love for your fellow countrymen, because he holdeth NO candle towards most of the drones over there. Jacco is good people, and he has involvement, IIRC, in a video store chain back in The Netherlands.
Ever better to include the Myspace links to the profiles of these twits. jrsl...whatever is a classic white-knighter.
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#362916 - 02/01/09 05:53 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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^He also likes firing off old cannons and blowing up things. Nothing wrong with him from what I've seen on ADT.
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#362919 - 02/07/09 05:50 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
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What do you expect at porn conventions...sauve sophisticated international playboys asking for photos and autographs?
You'd actually be surprised. I met a number of very well-presented (and obviously loaded), chaps in silk suits from Italy, France and Japan in various lines to meet the better-known PWs at AEE.
I gathered that there was an element of 'try before you buy'.
It takes all kinds ...
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#362921 - 02/07/09 01:58 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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If I remember correctly this guy is Canadian. And has threatened to come to Toronto to beat me over racist comments I made.
Sadly, he has never shown up.
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#362922 - 02/07/09 02:40 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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If I remember correctly this guy is Canadian. And has threatened to come to Toronto to beat me over racist comments I made.
Sadly, he has never shown up.
He must be French-Canadian.
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#362923 - 02/07/09 02:54 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I'm, confused. There is at least one ADT person who has threatened me over "racist" xpt comments and I'm pretty sure it's him. If he didn't resemble Pac-Man I would probably be feeling more threatened.
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#362926 - 02/09/09 06:17 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/08/09
Posts: 6
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This guy really likes Veronica Jett.
Do PW's ever feel the urge to wash themselves after taking pics with fans like this?
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#362929 - 02/10/09 01:56 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Yes. Don't ask. Just do.
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#362932 - 02/10/09 05:56 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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Gia,
The last time I met you at the convention in Las Vagas, and asked for a picture you first insisted that I drink a glass of draino, and told me it was a metalic tasting slurpee.
Don't you think you would have more fan bois if you didn't resort to such cruel pranks?
Yes. Don't ask. Just do.
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#362935 - 02/10/09 06:12 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Yes, but in my defense I don't crave taking strap-on's up my butt on, or off camera like you do Cryin.
No one knows what you crave for sure besides attention.
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How much are you paying for an 8 ball these days out in the valley Ryan?
About 50 cents depending on what table I play on but I gotta tell you, I'm more of a 9 Ball fan.
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#362937 - 02/10/09 06:20 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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I think you crave attention far more then any of us civilians.
Well there's your problem right there. You're stepping way outside your comfort zone by attempting to think. Do you have a headache now?
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#362939 - 02/10/09 08:11 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Enough.
I, and the majority of the residents of this board, are tired of this shit.
If you have an amusing, disturbing, blackmail worthy, humiliating or creepy shot of a fanboi, please post it.
If you are here to continue yet another of your thread derailing flamewars, either...
A) Go somewhere else. Like ADT. Go play with the rest of the schoolchildren.
B) Elevate your game to the level of K1ng, Conquistador, Gia, LouCypher, Da Burg, Dirty or one of the other countless closeted comedians that entertain us daily with their antics on this free board. If you can bring it at that level, fuck it, the thread is yours.
C) SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You have your options gents. A, B or C please.
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#362943 - 02/11/09 04:00 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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Creepy...
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#362944 - 02/11/09 05:07 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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No. There's just no way. See, Jacco is a fan who is like a friend. He's good people. I was so excited to meet him that I bought HIM a beer.
P.s. My hair straightener broke that day in Berlin, so I had to rock curly hair. That's my natural hair, guys. I sent out a myspace bulletin asking who was in Berlin with a hair straightener. Then I went room to room...Tricia D, Melissa Lauren, Daisy Rock, Isabel Ice, Nick Manning...NO ONE HAD ONE. Arrrrggghh.
Gia, if this guy had pulled out a roll of cash, what would it have taken for him to get a roll in the hay? Everyone has a price.
G, that was very lame. Or is he such a good friend that you might do him out of the goodness of your heart as a pick me up? Otherwise, like I said, everyone has a price. If the man was horny and was offerng $1000? Or $5000? Or whatever? What's that magic number?
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#362945 - 02/11/09 05:12 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Coke, wear your gorilla suit and we'll talk.
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#362946 - 02/11/09 05:28 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Cool. I'm MUCH better looking than that dude, so I'd expect a better rate  And as you know from myspace, I'm also well educated and wealthy. I pull tail of your caliber all the time, but I'd get off better if I was paying you - lol.
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#362947 - 02/12/09 04:42 AM
Re: Fanbois
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
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Only slightly off topic, so I beg indulgence, but during a four week holiday around the USA in December/January a group of friends and I spent a couple of days at the AEE in Vegas.
Now, one of those friends was irrationally paranoid from the moment we boarded the plane to leave Australia that everyone on the plane knew we were going to a porn convention. In San Francisco, LA, New York and Miami, whenever I mentioned the fact to a friendly stranger that our itinerary included Las Vegas, he would almost physically restrain me from talking in case the stranger figured out by reading between the lines that we would be at a porn convention on two of our six days in Vegas.
It bordered on the ridiculous - even whilst propped up against the Venetian Circle Bar at 4:00am during AEE and surrounded by porn stars and perverts, his response when some local dirty ass crack whore asked him if he was here for the porn convention was to say in incredulous tones, "What? I had no idea? How interesting".
Anyway, with that background, within minutes of arriving at the AEE this friend and I were in line to see one of the contract girls. Then, fast as lightening and from out of nowhere comes Gia in ninja stealth mode, shooting off pics like throwing stars. As a veteran XPT'er, I naturally hit the dirt and sought cover. However, my friend fails to follow my lead and just stands there smiling like a deer caught in headlights. When I returned to the line after Gia had gracefully and silently merged back into the crowd, my friend asked me why I had made myself scarce when "that nice lady in black pulled out her camera". After I explained who Gia was and who she worked for, my friend went bright red and for the rest of the AEE whenever he saw Gia he cursed under his breath that she was trying to "out him".
Anyway, when we got back to Australia I went online and checked out Gia's pics. Sure enough, there was one there with my friend standing in the background grinning like a typical fanbois. I duly printed the picture off and quickly and nastily edited the pic into the front page of our National newspaper's weekend edition from during the AEE. I handed it to my friend and casually said "look at the local coverage of the porn show".
It gave my friend a short, sharp, heart attack.
So, thank you Gia for giving me and my mates enough shit to throw at my friend for a good decade or so!
I am not so heartless, however, as to repost the said fanbois pic here.
By the way, that same friend's highlight of the AEE was when Briana Banks asked him if she had "worked" with him before. I didn't have the heart to make the point that being mistaken for a porn mope was not exactly a compliment.
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#362951 - 02/13/09 12:11 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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great story Outback. i think we've all got "that one friend"- I had a similar experience with one of mine years ago at Erotica L.A. (2002, iirc), we get to the place and he's sweating it like he's picking up a girl for the first date or something- I'm thinking "WTF?"
First whore we run into is annoying Brittany Andrews, who's decided to ambush everyone at one door, to push her website glossy into everyone's hand. I say 'no thanks'. she doesn't flinch, nor get out of the way, arm still outstretched. I say "will this really change my life?" and her big dumb 'i love lucy' robo smile is unwavering. finally we walk around her, and in her chain smoker voice she quips "well have fun jerkin off!", then my friend -finally- comes alive, countering "and you have fun aging, raisin hands". we look back and catch her glancing down at one of her hands- we about died.
He was fine after that, especially when he met Jelena Jensen and had a long convo with her about god knows what- since at that point she was a shy no-name and hadn't modeled yet, hired as booth meat for jadedvideo, iir.
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#362954 - 02/26/09 08:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#362955 - 03/02/09 02:32 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/06/05
Posts: 1135
Loc: Temple Of Doom
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That reminds me - in retrospect I did not see AC Cream and his Technicolor footwear this year at the show.
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#362957 - 03/05/09 11:23 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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When I saw Clerks 2, I tried to picture what a "pussy troll" looked like. This is about what I pictured.
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#362958 - 03/10/09 03:43 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Another fine example. This one from The Netherlands and somewhat related to 'the Industry'.
Familiar face?
MySpace
Bono Ones' euro version 
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#362959 - 12/18/09 09:58 PM
Re: Fanbois
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Pervert
Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
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#362960 - 12/18/09 10:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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JD <3's Pornstars
The guys wearing the same Ghostbusters cap in all three photos 
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#362962 - 12/19/09 04:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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The guys wearing the same Ghostbusters cap in all three photos
LOL I was going to say "same day" but he is wearing a different shirt in all the pix..
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#362963 - 12/19/09 05:41 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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The guys wearing the same Ghostbusters cap in all three photos
LOL I was going to say "same day" but he is wearing a different shirt in all the pix..
The guy must really dig Ghostbusters, huh?
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