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#362788 - 09/26/08 09:01 PM
Bret Easton Ellis
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is a fucking literary god.
Da?
ps-Seeing C Bale in film version of American Psycho gets me off every time. In case you care. The book is better, but goddamn.
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#362789 - 09/26/08 09:45 PM
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Meh, he's ok, but on one of my two trips to Bryn Mawr, I stayed overnight with some slightly overweight but very pretty chick named Melanie in her room and watched Less than Zero  I think it was Merion hall? I was kinda dee-runk. She made popcorn and her roomate puked on the fire door.
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#362790 - 09/27/08 05:35 AM
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Registered: 09/19/05
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Nice to see a young woman discovering one of my favorite novelists from back in the day.
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#362791 - 09/27/08 07:28 AM
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I love Bret Easton Ellis but I didn't care much for Glamorama and Lunar Park...
And Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman was fucking incredible...
American Psycho is one of the best novels ever, hands down...the best commentary on the '80s...gawd, it's so genius...fuck, can't quit rambling about it
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#362792 - 09/27/08 07:36 AM
Re: Bret Easton Ellis
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B.E.E. had his moment in the sun, but he's entirely irrelevant now.
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#362793 - 09/27/08 08:04 AM
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#362794 - 09/27/08 12:28 PM
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is a fucking literary god.
Da?
ps-Seeing C Bale in film version of American Psycho gets me off every time. In case you care. The book is better, but goddamn.
Works on me too, love Bale in the mirror describing his ritual for cleansing himself then after his bath ritual, and I like the way he watches himself fuck the whores in the mirror. I'd like to read the book, but now I received as a gift, Cesar's Way (Cesar Milan's new book), good thing it was a gift cause I would never spend 25.00 on his book. But my next read will be American Psycho. It seems the books are always better than the movies. Wonder why that is?
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#362797 - 09/27/08 01:44 PM
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burg, shout out to BRYN!!
BEE's novels are NEVER adequately translated on film. His novels are like reading absynth, if you could, they are potent, heady, disturbing and surreal. Also really messy. And films are usually tidy so you can watch them passively. AS was done extremely well for an adaptation due to Bale's sheer bravery and the slight noir, yet campy. quality it took on...kudos to the (female) director for that. However, Less Than Zero was a HUGE mistake...a totally wonderful and raunchy book made into a PSA due in part to the Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" era. I love Robert Downey Jr but he couldn't save that screenwriter from fucking up the deliciously tormented Julian.
And Jami Gertz? Please. She's hot, but Jewish and the girl was supposed to be a blonde, bitchy WASP.
Anyway, I love BEE. And I loooove Luna Park. But Less than Zero is my fav, then AS, then Rules of Attraction, then LP.
Okay, I'm done.
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#362798 - 09/27/08 03:26 PM
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I think he's overrated (says the guy who started a Hall and Oates thread)....
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#362799 - 09/27/08 08:05 PM
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burg, shout out to BRYN!!
BEE's novels are NEVER adequately translated on film. His novels are like reading absynth, if you could, they are potent, heady, disturbing and surreal. Also really messy. And films are usually tidy so you can watch them passively. AS was done extremely well for an adaptation due to Bale's sheer bravery and the slight noir, yet campy. quality it took on...kudos to the (female) director for that. However, Less Than Zero was a HUGE mistake...a totally wonderful and raunchy book made into a PSA due in part to the Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" era. I love Robert Downey Jr but he couldn't save that screenwriter from fucking up the deliciously tormented Julian.
And Jami Gertz? Please. She's hot, but Jewish and the girl was supposed to be a blonde, bitchy WASP.
Anyway, I love BEE. And I loooove Luna Park. But Less than Zero is my fav, then AS, then Rules of Attraction, then LP.
Okay, I'm done.
 Good fucking christ, It's been clinically proven that there isn't nearly enough thujone in Absinthe to do fucking anything Tard.
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#362800 - 09/27/08 09:19 PM
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What's yer problem, sir?
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#362802 - 09/27/08 09:50 PM
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maybe literary god is stretching it, sure. But I should remember not to throw terms out so carelessly on xpt!
and I thought all guys nuts were hairless...
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#362803 - 09/27/08 11:04 PM
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maybe literary god is stretching it
Jezuz H Tapdancing Chryst, it sure is...
(i) Bret Ellis was born in Porn Valley. Nothing creative ever came out of SFV.
(ii) My uncle in Bolinas lived next door to Gregory Corso, and none of the Beats ever thought he amounted to shit.
(iii) He is intellectualy unappealing. Even the most liberal Ivy, Dartmouth, wouldn't host this dude to play Keggy the Keg for a weekend.
Carry on.......... ........
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#362804 - 09/27/08 11:59 PM
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My nuts got hair almost overnight. It was like, I jerked off one evening when I was 12, I fantasized about something simple, like Cheryl Tiegs eating a really messy Hot Dog. I went to bed, woke up the next morning and whoa! My nuts had hair. Well a few HAIR(z) plural....Since then I have hated Cheryl Tiegs. Jamie Gertz fuckin' killed the Movie like RU486 on just-fertilized embryo, mainly because there is no such thing as a Jewish Crackwhore (ok ok, we never saw a pipe, but Blair was 1/24th of a 12-step('r) away from being one...) In fact any Jewish Drug Addict is a stretch.....not 'cuz it cant happen, but because it is such a scary concept we choose to BELIEVE that it cant happen rather than deal with it. Jews already are obnoxious, selfish, conniving.....now think about a drug addict....it's like an EXPONENTIAL, not a Multiplier effect.... No seriously, we think Jews as too self preserving to do something as frivolous and self destructive as get hooked on drugs. Just like we believe Black men are too unintelligent to BE serial Killers.  (Hey, it is IN the FBI Manuals....no such thing as a Negro Serial Killer...even that Mocha Fag from the Late 70s in Atlanta with a taste for Human Veal. He was only HALF Black (or so insist some records and people....ergo, the WHITE half only was the serial Killer.) WOw, how's that for a Thread Tangent Fest? Hairless Nutz, Jewish Crackwhores, blatant racism, Cheryl Tiegs, Wayne-the-Child Killer from Atlanta.....an XPT thread is like a WONKA-vator, it can go in ANY direction.
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#362805 - 09/28/08 12:06 AM
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No seriously, we think Jews as too self preserving to do something as frivolous and self destructive as get hooked on drugs.
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#362807 - 09/28/08 05:02 AM
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Downey has never really had to suck dick. He does it because he likes it.
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#362808 - 09/28/08 01:29 PM
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I think he's overrated (says the guy who started a Hall and Oates thread)....
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I like Hall and Oates...you are alright, my dear
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