I created a game using My little sister's 3 doll houses, her friends' doll houses, and monopoly money. No other kid understood it except me so i always won. I called the game "Evil Landbaron" and the goal was to kick all the dolls we had in the houses out onto the driveway (aka "Street") and wind up with ownership of the houses and the Monopoly Money. Using Dice, and weighting the dice throws via how much money you already had, and a random Interest rate generator I used (a spin card from a helicopter game i had) to simulate economic cyclical conditions, we rolled for cash and ownership. Now the wildcard in all this was the Black Action Jackson Doll my Cousin had...he was the Negro Crime element and we put him in front of certain houses throughout the game and rolled the "Crime Dice"...depending on what you rolled, Action jackson either took all your monopoly money, wrecked your home, or murdered all the dolls in your house (thereby KILLING your assets value because NO ONE wants to buy or live in a former crime scene.)

Not bad for an 11 year old crippled prodigy eh? The game was confiscated by my Aunt one day when my cousin decided to simulate "RAPE" and had the Action Jackson Doll fucking the NUDE Barbie Dolls. I thought it was funny that my sister and her friends just stood there and watched....a few said "Eww gross" but none turned away or ran.