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#362583 - 09/26/08 08:28 AM
Which XPT Users Played with Lego when young?
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Porn Jesus
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In northern Connecticut, there is the North American Office for Lego Corporation, maker of those dynamic, never-boring products we all played with as kids. Today's lego product line encompasses a huge range of areas, vocations, activities and places.
Besides everyone suggesting an obscene product line based on Porn and porn characters, what would you guys like to see Lego do for new product lines or ideas? What do your kids or young relatives want or think?
I can picture Gigi's kids playing with Lego.....I can picture Holly Randall as an 8 year old, building a Legoland Horse Ranch...and then at age 12, on the verge of puberty and becoming more interested in masturbating than toys, Holly is playing with a Legoland mock up of her Mum's studio, complete with Nude Lego models with interlocking genitalia. Shame on you Holly.
I can picture Bornyo, both as a kid AND TODAY, using a Legoland set based upon the battle of Gettysburg.
I can Picture Willie D building a Lego version of a booze distributorship.
And most of all...I can picture both a 8 year old Baby Gia playing with a make-believe, large size Lego model of a SHopping Mall like South Coast Plaze in Costa Mesa ... with little lego land shoppers wearing what Gia see's as the next Fashion wave. I'd love to see what she dresses up the little legoland shopper figurine I will call "Stoli_girl" on the box cover when the prototype is made.
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#362584 - 09/26/08 09:39 AM
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Legos were pretty much all I played with. All I did was build houses or buildings with them. I drew a lot back then, so it came natural to build what I drew. I was into copying houses I saw on drives on the way to places, especially modern (it was the 80s, mind you) or Tudor. I was obsessed with Legos since age 7. My grandfather was the total retired world traveler and would get me import Lego sets from different countries. One Christmas, it was the castle set only found in Denmark at the time. It was a long time before that one was released in the U.S. I think at the late age of 14, I finally stopped playing with Legos.
I never got into the Lego people. Just building pieces. How useful were the shutters, arches, doors, or the 1 pieces? VERY.
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#362585 - 09/26/08 11:03 AM
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Seriously Burg?
The question should be "Who did *not* play with Legos as a kid" so we can point and laugh at them.
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#362587 - 09/26/08 11:58 AM
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I actually did not play with Lego when I was a kid. I had lincoln logs and a moderate erector set. I liked it because it came with a small DC motor and cables and winches, etc.
I went from those things to playing outside- building forts & tree houses with scavenged lumber, even digging elaborate earthworks and tunnels. By nine or so, we were building bicycles from scavenged parts and making Evel Knievel type ramps. (A favorite was to talk the fat retarded girl into lying on the ground and letting us jump her).
Very little time was spent inside, much less playing with Lego.
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#362588 - 09/26/08 12:13 PM
Re: Which XPT Users Played with Lego when young?
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Legos were pretty much all I played with. All I did was build houses or buildings with them. I drew a lot back then, so it came natural to build what I drew. I was into copying houses I saw on drives on the way to places, especially modern (it was the 80s, mind you) or Tudor. I was obsessed with Legos since age 7. My grandfather was the total retired world traveler and would get me import Lego sets from different countries. One Christmas, it was the castle set only found in Denmark at the time. It was a long time before that one was released in the U.S. I think at the late age of 14, I finally stopped playing with Legos.
I never got into the Lego people. Just building pieces. How useful were the shutters, arches, doors, or the 1 pieces? VERY.
Ever thought about becoming an architect?...Do you have any of your drawings or pictures of your houses?
Oh and for the record not all kids played with Lego. I was very much in to play kitchens I had practically a whole entire room filled with stove, sink,dining table and refrigerator. I also loved Barbie, Little People, view master and collecting Lisa Frank stuff. By 10 I was very much into Tamagotchi nano baby. In my teens I played Bratz dolls with my little sis. So fun!
Fuck I feel old.
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#362590 - 09/26/08 12:58 PM
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lincoln logs ....
I went from those things to playing outside- building forts & tree houses with scavenged lumber, even digging elaborate earthworks and tunnels.
Lincoln Logs, named in Honor of the destroyer of the confederacy, Honest Abe. That must have hurt...
And earthworks and tunnels? were you recreating Petersburg-1864, even at that young age???
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......(A favorite was to talk the fat retarded girl into lying on the ground and letting us jump her).
Read that sentence out loud.....it is just ALL kinds of wrong ....
Gia and her Lego buildings, that's cool....she would have been my ideal childhood female play pal. especially if she had any of her current personality traits and values at age 8 thru 12. Gia, were you more apt to play with boys or girls at that age? I had to have certain special needs as a child in school and what not, but I received all kinds of special privileges (like getting to leave school/class early, being allowed to wander the school by myself, always going FIRST and being at the front of the line, getting longer lunch and recess and other privileges. Gia would have feigned interest in me and used me and taken advantage somehow, thats hott. I wonder if she allowed boys to play with her honeypot or if she gave free shows? I wonder if she was interested in Boy's packages??? at age 9 thru 12 I wanted to play doctor a lot, and even then, my sense of fair play and early respect for whores had me willing to pay sluts a decent fare in exchange for certain favors. I wonder what it would have cost me (in Candy, Gum, Quarters, Crayons, toys, etc) to get Gia to play doctor?
There is NO doubt in my mind Gigi would let me see or do whatever i wanted during "sand box" in school....
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#362591 - 09/26/08 01:13 PM
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......(A favorite was to talk the fat retarded girl into lying on the ground and letting us jump her).
Read that sentence out loud.....it is just ALL kinds of wrong ....
It was all kinds of wrong. No normal kid would lie down like that.
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#362592 - 09/26/08 03:40 PM
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^^ I played a lot with Lego, but I didn't have enough to build something really substantial. So, I combined the wooden farm building, my Playmobil, the miniature tractor set and other things with the Lego to build something. Only to demolish it a few hours later. Or see it demolished by my brother. I wonder if my parents still have the Lego stored in the attic.
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#362593 - 09/26/08 03:46 PM
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ollie's getting this for his birthday next week
check out the aliens... we've been watching too much x-files
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#362594 - 09/26/08 04:14 PM
Re: Which XPT Users Played with Lego when young?
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Seriously Burg?
The question should be "Who did *not* play with Legos as a kid" so we can point and laugh at them.
The only times I can remember playing with Legos is during thunder storms at a friends house and I think he had the cheap knockoff ones they sold at Ben Franklin.
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#362595 - 09/26/08 04:57 PM
Re: Which XPT Users Played with Lego when young?
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Tranny Whisperer
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This is me back at 1996, drawing and playing with Lego:
I had a lot of Lego when I was a kid. My mom brought my 1st set when I was 3 years old and ever since that year my parents were buying me Lego sets. In total I had 26 or 28 sets. I had a lot of castle and pirate sets. Once for my birthday a Russian MILF(when she was married to a rich russian guy) gave me a pitrate ship (small one, the one that costed $50-$60) as a present. This was the best present ever because the most that my parents gave me in Lego sets was the $40 sets. When I was in finishing the 1st grade, my dad made me an offer that if I would go to a jewish yeshivah school then he would get me 2 small Lego sets of my choice, so I chose the ambulance that came with a chic minifigure and the Black Monarch's Ghost set because for that time it had the most awesome minifigure that could GLOW IN THE DARK!!!
By the way, the secret news leaked that in the next year the Lego company will be revamping their Pirates collection!!!
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#362596 - 09/26/08 05:03 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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Like 1 year ago I made this small custome Evil Lego Army and then sold it on eBay. I should have never done that:
From alexpanzer.com:
"This is an Evil Lego Army. Checkout the flamethrower Lego guy, he has a flamethrower and a flamesuit. Commander sports binocular, walki-talkie, shoulder board and a red cape, red!, just like blood. There is also a special trooper with body armor, walkie-talkie, sadist fetish mask and a whip. next one is the mountain trooper with an over-sized rucksack, magnifying glass and a pickaxe. Movie trooper is also not bad, just a regular trooper with a film camera."
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#362598 - 09/26/08 05:11 PM
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there is nothing--NOTHING!-- worse than stepping on a lego. ouch.
they have a mechanized AT-AT machine that actually WALKS. i think the older boy will be getting this for christmas.
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#362600 - 09/26/08 05:13 PM
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#362601 - 09/26/08 05:17 PM
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Like 1 year ago I made this small custome Evil Lego Army and then sold it on eBay. I should have never done that:
From alexpanzer.com: "This is an Evil Lego Army. Checkout the flamethrower Lego guy, he has a flamethrower and a flamesuit. Commander sports binocular, walki-talkie, shoulder board and a red cape, red!, just like blood. There is also a special trooper with body armor, walkie-talkie, sadist fetish mask and a whip. next one is the mountain trooper with an over-sized rucksack, magnifying glass and a pickaxe. Movie trooper is also not bad, just a regular trooper with a film camera."
My opinion of Panzer just changed. I just regeret I no longer have the time to reprogram you. The world could be so different.
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#362603 - 09/26/08 05:24 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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#362609 - 09/26/08 08:38 PM
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Okay, who can spot the errors in Panzer's post: Quote:
I've had a few, , but let's start with these:
1) There was no C.S.S. Turtle, or C.S.S. Anything in the early 1900s. The last Confederate ship, The Shenandoah struck it's colors in November, 1865;
2) Although the Confederacy had a submarine, it was called the Hunley, not the Turtle. The Turtle was an experimental submarine from the American Revolution;
3) I'm not to sure how many Blacks actually served in the Confederate Navy, but there's no way it was 28 %, as depicted in that picture;
4) Fuck You Panzer, you America bashing faggot, for even presuming to touch upon the subject.
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#362610 - 09/26/08 09:30 PM
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#362611 - 09/26/08 09:32 PM
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#362612 - 09/26/08 09:33 PM
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#362615 - 09/27/08 03:32 PM
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Legos were pretty much all I played with. All I did was build houses or buildings with them. I drew a lot back then, so it came natural to build what I drew. I was into copying houses I saw on drives on the way to places, especially modern (it was the 80s, mind you) or Tudor. I was obsessed with Legos since age 7. My grandfather was the total retired world traveler and would get me import Lego sets from different countries. One Christmas, it was the castle set only found in Denmark at the time. It was a long time before that one was released in the U.S. I think at the late age of 14, I finally stopped playing with Legos.
I never got into the Lego people. Just building pieces. How useful were the shutters, arches, doors, or the 1 pieces? VERY.
Ever thought about becoming an architect?...Do you have any of your drawings or pictures of your houses?
Oh and for the record not all kids played with Lego. I was very much in to play kitchens I had practically a whole entire room filled with stove, sink,dining table and refrigerator. I also loved Barbie, Little People, view master and collecting Lisa Frank stuff. By 10 I was very much into Tamagotchi nano baby. In my teens I played Bratz dolls with my little sis. So fun!
Fuck I feel old.
Actually, yes I did. I wanted to be an architect until I got into jr high and struggled with math. That put a damper on that idea. [lukeford]what did you want to be whe you grew up?/ aka why are you a whore?[/lukeford] Ironically, I became excellent at math in college and even took math for all my electives. By then, the reality of how competitive architecture was freaked me out.
And I loved Liza Frank stickers. Had 'em all.
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#362616 - 09/27/08 04:12 PM
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Huge Lego kid here. Hours and hours spent on the itchy rug, i'd be sitting in the dark and look up and notice the sun had gone down long before.
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#362618 - 09/28/08 12:21 AM
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Loved stickers and miniatures. Hated dolls, but loved doll houses. Had many doll houses. Any old-asses here remember Fashion Plates? I'd draw clothes for hours on that shit. Dug erector set for a bit.
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#362620 - 09/28/08 12:31 AM
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I played with my friend Shawn's Star Wars dolls when they first came out, but I didn't get into the movie enough to have my own. I also loved my plastic shark I got at the Jaws premiere. I would always wish for sharks when we went to the beach. Also had a sandbox in my back yard. We'd pretend it was quicksand.
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#362621 - 09/28/08 01:21 AM
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I created a game using My little sister's 3 doll houses, her friends' doll houses, and monopoly money. No other kid understood it except me so i always won. I called the game "Evil Landbaron" and the goal was to kick all the dolls we had in the houses out onto the driveway (aka "Street") and wind up with ownership of the houses and the Monopoly Money. Using Dice, and weighting the dice throws via how much money you already had, and a random Interest rate generator I used (a spin card from a helicopter game i had) to simulate economic cyclical conditions, we rolled for cash and ownership. Now the wildcard in all this was the Black Action Jackson Doll my Cousin had...he was the Negro Crime element and we put him in front of certain houses throughout the game and rolled the "Crime Dice"...depending on what you rolled, Action jackson either took all your monopoly money, wrecked your home, or murdered all the dolls in your house (thereby KILLING your assets value because NO ONE wants to buy or live in a former crime scene.)
Not bad for an 11 year old crippled prodigy eh? The game was confiscated by my Aunt one day when my cousin decided to simulate "RAPE" and had the Action Jackson Doll fucking the NUDE Barbie Dolls. I thought it was funny that my sister and her friends just stood there and watched....a few said "Eww gross" but none turned away or ran.
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#362623 - 09/28/08 09:10 AM
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I played with my friend Shawn's Star Wars dolls when they first came out, but I didn't get into the movie enough to have my own. I also loved my plastic shark I got at the Jaws premiere. I would always wish for sharks when we went to the beach. Also had a sandbox in my back yard. We'd pretend it was quicksand.
Jealous you had a sandbox, we didnt have a yard like that. We always lived in Brownstones and even those yards aren't considered yards by my standards. I like yards where you can set up tire swings, sandboxes, swingsets, shit like that, I always wanted to live in the Suburbs, oh well. I would never live in the Burbs now, maybe a Summer/Winter home but not for everyday life. I like my city life neighborhood.
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#362624 - 09/28/08 02:31 PM
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#362626 - 09/30/08 11:17 AM
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At Japanese stores, like the one on Sunset/Crescent Heights, they have tons of food miniatures. All types of food. So adorable like plastic marzipans.
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#362627 - 09/30/08 01:18 PM
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#362628 - 09/30/08 03:12 PM
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OMG that is awesome. I knew Ivan was cool, but this seals it. I'd move my blue-green algae flakes and spirulina out of the cupboards for him for that. The backgrounds he made are a nice touch.
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#362629 - 09/30/08 05:56 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
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ivan's legos, as pictured in an old post.
he kept these in his kitchen cupboard... kami andrews said she didn't want to put her pop tarts away, because she didn't want to fuck up the prairie
This Lego is at least 10 years old.
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#362630 - 09/30/08 07:57 PM
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At Japanese stores, like the one on Sunset/Crescent Heights, they have tons of food miniatures. All types of food. So adorable like plastic marzipans.
I hate marzipan, it tastes so gross, the only memory I have of my scumbag father.
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#362631 - 10/01/08 04:29 AM
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Tranny Whisperer
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At Japanese stores, like the one on Sunset/Crescent Heights, they have tons of food miniatures. All types of food. So adorable like plastic marzipans.
I hate marzipan, it tastes so gross, the only memory I have of my scumbag father.
+1 Someone at work once brought in a whole box of marzipans, and everyone was going marzipan!!! Marzipan!!! So I tried one out, out of a curiosity and it tasted like sand.
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