Happy Birthcanal Joyride day, you can imagine the thing you desire most (except a BAG) and I will get you that in the next life when you are Mrs Burg, or my kept woman, either or....


I was away for 2 days, I went over to Fox Woods and dropped enough Euros (The Da Burglar Institute now does all its banking in Belgium) to allow the Mashanutckett Pequot tribe to purchase enough trailer teepees for all the Puerto ricans they have working at the place. NEVER play Black jack at 3 in the afternoon after having 12 (twelve) "7&7's" where all you had for lunch was half a tuna sandwich and a fig newton. Supposedly I tried to double down with Blackjack, which means I was counting cards, which means I was definitely slosshed.

I won most of it back playing poker later that night.

I didnt use any whores while I was there, but i was definitely harrassed especially last night. I had one enterprising young lady who had on her Phone pictures of herself in various poses, INcLUDING closeups of her holes...I laughed but then I thought, "Wow, thats pretty cool, marketing wise....ANYTHING for a leg up." I didnt hire her, like I said, but I tipped with some moolah in the slot machine.

I have seen a few strippers do that in clubs, have closeup shots of their holes on the Phones to tantalize the customers. Wow, talk about moral bankruptcy.


I'd so love to see Stoli Whore's holes.