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#362238 - 09/24/08 06:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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we have reached the ultimate low point in porn names ladies and gents. this is it.
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#362239 - 09/24/08 07:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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Hideous fucking beast. I shouldn't have to wake up and start my day on xpt like this. fuck you, brandon.
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#362240 - 09/24/08 12:33 PM
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Registered: 09/10/08
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She has that School Teacher look! that's hot IMO. I would like to see her do a Glory Hole Video with the spermcocktail gang.
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Brandon would it be possible to have the logo in videos see-thru or smaller?
thanks
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#362243 - 09/24/08 07:19 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
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Brandon, you're invented a new genre. I'm not sure how successful 'librarian porn' is going to be but congrats on trying new things.
Now try working with some attractive girls please.
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#362246 - 09/24/08 10:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
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She has that School Teacher look! that's hot IMO. I would like to see her do a Glory Hole Video with the spermcocktail gang.
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Brandon would it be possible to have the logo in videos see-thru or smaller?
thanks
I don't put logos on. Braincash does that in hopes or documenting where the content comes from when it's illegally uploaded everywhere. Not sure what to do about it but try contacting tech support to see if they would consider a different way.
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#362248 - 09/24/08 11:51 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
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Wow....just wow ..
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#362249 - 09/24/08 11:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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#362250 - 09/25/08 12:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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BWAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Seriously! Well played, El G. Gawd, I can't believe I just complimented El Gloryhole.
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#362251 - 09/25/08 12:58 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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dude...that cave...all i can say is i bet i can fit both my testicals in that anal cavity, without her even gappen...damn dude...let me know if you can't find talent to fuck that...Ryan knox from what I hear is accepting food stamps as payment now adays...
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#362260 - 09/25/08 01:27 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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You could return her unconditional love by giving her a better stage name.
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#362261 - 09/25/08 01:34 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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brandon, give the poor girl a new name, jesus Quote:
I named her so I take the blame.
Again, that's what is so fucking hot about having this girl-next-door on her knees. She is a pet you just took home from the pet store....no name....not housebroken.....just scared and vulnerable....shaking like a chihuahua.
That's ok, McSuckin.....calm down. Everything will be alright. Just put this soother in your mouth. Good girl. You're a cutie, yes you are! Yes you are!
How very different from some know-it-all 19-year-old whore who marches in on her Kiss-sized stilletos barking out commands to her agent on her cell phone as she brushes by your outstreched hand that you thought she would shake...as polite people do. She announces that she forgot her ids and in the same breath asks, "How long is this going to take?"
You think I'm joking? I'm not.
Give me McSuckin and her sweaty palmed hands anyday. Stop shaking, my little chihuahua. No one is going to hurt you. Sssssshhhhhhhh!!! There, there, my pet.
McSuckin has taught me the true meaning of unconditional love.
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#362264 - 09/25/08 02:04 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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she looks like a "julia" or "juliette" to me. 
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#362266 - 09/25/08 02:47 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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#362267 - 09/25/08 08:18 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/07/08
Posts: 64
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Move over McLovin. You are not so superbad now.
Um...if you're advertising a girl in porn, you may not want to name her after a 17 year old boy...
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#362272 - 09/26/08 12:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Because Ryan has to give several days notice to get the day off from Chuck E. Cheese.
 You got the funniest replys, thank you
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#362275 - 09/26/08 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Jeeez, even a porn ho' this plain deserves a prettier name. You should begin a new series for your website - Plain Vanilla Sluts. You provide the yogurt. 
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#362277 - 09/27/08 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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What's next, McFluffin?
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#362278 - 09/27/08 12:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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What's next, McFluffin?
yes
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#362280 - 09/27/08 06:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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What about McMuffin? I heard she can only do scenes before 10:30am.
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#362281 - 09/27/08 06:02 PM
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#362282 - 09/27/08 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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ZING!
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#362283 - 09/27/08 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I heard she's yeasty.
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