Any and all sarcasm aside, McSuckin is Everywoman. She represents what the vast majority of real women are. I find her sexy and attractive. She is funny, smart, and gives a great interview. That's what I want when I meet someone. You make a connection on some wavelength and you learn something about them.

I know EXACTLY why I like getting head but it's a constant needling to discover what motivates the ladies to come and suck. It's not always about money. Many full-time porn women get so used to random sex acts as part of their daily routine that it's hard to differentiate one scene from another. They become pornbots and read from the same script daily.

You can't fake a first impression so capturing the awkwardness -- the unrehearsedness -- is what appeals to me. Some women, McSuckin included, don't exactly know why they are there but their curiosity is piqued. That's real, my friends. That's perversion in bloom. She may be Belladonna Jr., who knows?