As you all know, I have often stated that it is a VERY fine line between being "generous" to whores, and being "Creepy"...or worst of all, Downright fucking stupid.

I've noticed in my years that whores in the Northeast including NYC, are far more delusionally demanding than the west coast...Vegas is in a category by itself since it is really just one giant vortex of consumption, and you never really know where a whore is coming from in Sin City, if she owes the Monte Carlo 20 large, defaulted on her 9 credit and department store cards, or started snorting heroin 5 months ago...

But here in the Northeast, typically they have this fuckedup notion of how things are out on the west coast.

Recently, I had a whore ask me for an unusual tip....she wanted a "Toe Ring", but not just any ordinary "toe ring". Now I have bought toe rings in the past, the most expensive one I ever bought was $499, and THAT I thought was kinda pricey for a stupid little ring that went on "the Piggy that stays home." But $500 is usually what I tip (for an extended 1 night session) a whore I truly like and want to keep on the Burg-roster.....well, I was asked to purchase a toe ring recently that went for around 1900 bucks...YES, thats right, ONETHOUSANDNINEHUNDRED ... it was gold & platinium with a shiiteload of diamond chipparoos...

Now here's the rub, and a lesson for all enterprising whores to keep their fucking mouths shut. The last time I had been with this particular whore, she droned on and on about how many customers she had with a Foot fetish, and she has always been proud of her very cute, nice feet...she detailed how several of them BRING expensive jewelry (not just toe rings) to wrap around her feet while they jerk off on it (Dont fucking ask....I just dont get that one.) Now, personally, I could care less about feet, as long as they dont smell. But here she is asking MOI for some stupid fucking TOE RING topping out at almost 2 large. It doesnt take a genius to figure out that she is USING me to procure a PROP for her foot fetish fanatics, and that she is probably going to make a lot of money off this trinket if I buy it for her. Fuck that, let those pervs buy it for her.

I said...."Ummm, NO. How about I get you a nice pair of boots, or a gift card for <a certain mall in Southern Connecticut>..." I actually offered to make it larger than my usual tip, but not friggin 2k.

She pouted, then eventually became indignant, accusing me of being a pig for jerking off into her mouth. I started to feel bad, but then of course, I remember...."wait, what the fuck...you are a whore, I am the client." I gave her a pack of Lifesavers instead and sent her on her way.

Needless to say, There's an opening on my roster now....


Fuckin' TOE RING?????? If she asked me for a car, i'd have been more receptive....

maybe she thought of it as an investment in her future?
but a car would be much better
why didnt she just want cash?

Beucase whores are teh stupedest.

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She pouted, then eventually became indignant, accusing me of being a pig for jerking off into her mouth. I started to feel bad, but then of course, I remember...."wait, what the fuck...you are a whore, I am the client." I gave her a pack of Lifesavers instead and sent her on her way.

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da burg = da bottom feeder

Is Whore Tipping anything like Cow Tipping?

Tap Whores, Tip Cows.

Ghostshitter =

I'm requesting denouement. You two finish this thing clearly so the rest of us have no doubt who won the argument. These arguments spreading over multiple threads take our focus off the brass ring.

Good call, B. Khan, as an apology, I'll gladly ship some Stridex pads to your mom's address so you can clear up that shit you have on your face . Whaddya say? Pals?

You don't tip whores unless they work for an agency and even so, it's your choice. Only downscale whores ASK for tips. Where on earth do you find these whores, Burg? The parking lot at Walmart?

Seriously. Pin-Up is right. Even in stripping, I realized you get more tips by NOT asking.

Pretty why so much eyebrow pencil?, it's too much otherwise you look good, you lost alot of weight, congrats.

Bitch, you got some nerve doling out beauty tips when you can't even control your eating habits.

"Tonight on Fox: Rhinoplasty Gone Bad!"

oh and i dont thnk of dancing as work, but as the most fun sort of play
and the truckers, well, thats just for fun, not money

and i dont have a rhino i have a bassethound

love, pretty

lol
when i was a little girl everyone teased me and called me pignose
the hot faced shame... good stuff
thanks for the whaking material fiend

love, pretty

Piggy Pleads? That's fuckin' HOT! I might just have to put a ring on your finger after all. You are a total hot mess Piggy, and I will forever love that about you.

-Keep It Dirty

and to think I came into this thread thinking it was something in relation to cow tipping whore style....fuck was I wrong!