As you all know, I have often stated that it is a VERY fine line between being "generous" to whores, and being "Creepy"...or worst of all, Downright fucking stupid.

I've noticed in my years that whores in the Northeast including NYC, are far more delusionally demanding than the west coast...Vegas is in a category by itself since it is really just one giant vortex of consumption, and you never really know where a whore is coming from in Sin City, if she owes the Monte Carlo 20 large, defaulted on her 9 credit and department store cards, or started snorting heroin 5 months ago...

But here in the Northeast, typically they have this fuckedup notion of how things are out on the west coast.

Recently, I had a whore ask me for an unusual tip....she wanted a "Toe Ring", but not just any ordinary "toe ring". Now I have bought toe rings in the past, the most expensive one I ever bought was $499, and THAT I thought was kinda pricey for a stupid little ring that went on "the Piggy that stays home." But $500 is usually what I tip (for an extended 1 night session) a whore I truly like and want to keep on the Burg-roster.....well, I was asked to purchase a toe ring recently that went for around 1900 bucks...YES, thats right, ONETHOUSANDNINEHUNDRED ... it was gold & platinium with a shiiteload of diamond chipparoos...

Now here's the rub, and a lesson for all enterprising whores to keep their fucking mouths shut. The last time I had been with this particular whore, she droned on and on about how many customers she had with a Foot fetish, and she has always been proud of her very cute, nice feet...she detailed how several of them BRING expensive jewelry (not just toe rings) to wrap around her feet while they jerk off on it (Dont fucking ask....I just dont get that one.) Now, personally, I could care less about feet, as long as they dont smell. But here she is asking MOI for some stupid fucking TOE RING topping out at almost 2 large. It doesnt take a genius to figure out that she is USING me to procure a PROP for her foot fetish fanatics, and that she is probably going to make a lot of money off this trinket if I buy it for her. Fuck that, let those pervs buy it for her.

I said...."Ummm, NO. How about I get you a nice pair of boots, or a gift card for <a certain mall in Southern Connecticut>..." I actually offered to make it larger than my usual tip, but not friggin 2k.

She pouted, then eventually became indignant, accusing me of being a pig for jerking off into her mouth. I started to feel bad, but then of course, I remember...."wait, what the fuck...you are a whore, I am the client." I gave her a pack of Lifesavers instead and sent her on her way.

Needless to say, There's an opening on my roster now....


Fuckin' TOE RING?????? If she asked me for a car, i'd have been more receptive....