I have to say though, I never, nor will ever, understand, or care about a chick's "bag". It's like the body's appendix to me, totally useless, and at times a pain in the ass (like if she misplaces it, has it stolen, or dirtied/messed up and derails the whole fucking evening trying to find/fix it).

Things Burg cares about/notices in a woman/whore:

--eyes
--Mouth
--Booty
--**What comes out of MOUTH (i.e. words)...this is probably most important, and more likely to get me thinking about what certain stuff looks like GOING in her mouth
--Dress
--Fragrance
--Knowledge of Finances/Money (subset of what comes out of her mouth)
--Ability to shut the fuck up every 15 minutes or so and let me get a word in edge wise...very important since I tend to be a good listener (I consciously Strive to be, not only because I am hard of hearing, but it is the only way I will ever know if this broad is worth my valuable time.)
--Table manners
--Whether she talks shit about other people or not, especially other women and thei looks/appearances. Nothing burns my buns more than listening to a hott chick BLAST other chick's looks...if she is Hott, she has nothing to worry about, so her only motivation for talking shit must be an EVIL nature. At that point, the best she can hope for from me is a ONE time splooge payment, and me totally jerking off on her beautiful-on-the-outside/Hideous-on-the-inside Face. And then sneaking out of the room while she cleans herself up....



...BAG is next to last thing I care about, only more important than wondering what her Boogers look like.