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#361970 - 09/22/08 04:59 PM I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361971 - 09/22/08 05:04 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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That bag is one bukkake away.

Gia will even give you a lift to the shoot.

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#361972 - 09/22/08 05:06 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Not bad, not bad. I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361973 - 09/22/08 05:09 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Well, almost anything




Either you forgot which forum you're posting on or you have a really strong desire to read a half-dozen posts like the one blahhh wrote.
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#361974 - 09/22/08 05:11 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Quote:

Quote:

Well, almost anything




Either you forgot which forum you're posting on or you have a really strong desire to read a half-dozen posts like the one blahhh wrote.





OOH baby i live for it.

Like the Lanvin bag, G!
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#361975 - 09/22/08 05:12 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361976 - 09/22/08 05:14 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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WTF is up with eluxury.com? Looks like they have the same prices at retail, so why bother?
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#361977 - 09/22/08 05:19 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Like seeing Poser Dan's stretch marks weren't bad enough, we have to sit through this girlie babble.

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#361978 - 09/22/08 05:22 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Try Raffaello instead of eluxury.
Nice slut dress

Raffaello
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#361979 - 09/22/08 05:24 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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$617 to look like sunny lane? oh hell no.

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#361980 - 09/22/08 05:25 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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$617 to look like sunny lane? oh hell no.




hehe.
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#361981 - 09/22/08 05:25 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Paint my house.

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#361982 - 09/22/08 07:17 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Paint my house.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy



I think that they should paint your house with their assholes.


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#361983 - 09/22/08 07:23 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361984 - 09/22/08 07:24 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Not bad, not bad. I'll do anything for this bag.


You ladies are killing me, Im trying to pay bills, especially w/the Winter coming, I must pay my own gas.

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#361985 - 09/22/08 07:25 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Quote:

Try Raffaello instead of eluxury.
Nice slut dress

Raffaello


OH GOD that fucking dress is amazing Stoli.

Anything by Cavalli is to die for!

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#361986 - 09/22/08 07:46 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361987 - 09/22/08 07:57 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361988 - 09/22/08 08:00 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361989 - 09/22/08 08:17 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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I WANT this to be my AVN Awards dress.





OHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGGGG that is fucking beyond words. Especially in Navy. WOWEEE

Proenza has an amazing Fall Collection, I was watching their runwway show this year, freaking amazing, and two of the gayest fucking guys, if you look in the dictionary under homo their pic will be there.

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#361990 - 09/22/08 08:38 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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These are really beautiful, G....with your riding pants, but I think you said you got them in grey. Im sure they'd be beautiful just the same.

http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=11934001


This is NOW my favorite thread. Keep adding ladies puuhlleeezzeee.

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#361991 - 09/22/08 08:42 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Or THIS>>>Holy fucking shite!!!!


Oh that is gorgeous and the burgundy/wine color is spectacular. Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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#361992 - 09/22/08 08:49 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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And these McQueens have been on my list for 2 years now even though they're 3 years ago's collection, I 'd still take em in a heartbeat.

http://i36.tinypic.com/59vjp5.jpg

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#361993 - 09/22/08 08:52 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
gia jordan Offline
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These are really beautiful, G....with your riding pants, but I think you said you got them in grey. Im sure they'd be beautiful just the same.

http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp?id=11934001


This is NOW my favorite thread. Keep adding ladies puuhlleeezzeee.




Goddamn, babyyy!!! You know how to talk to me. Those are some glorious boots. I wish you were a guy so I could do privates with you.
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#361994 - 09/22/08 08:57 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
RenfieldGyps Offline
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You're crazy. If I had money like that you wouldn't have to give me anything, I'd buy em for ya.

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#361995 - 09/23/08 12:53 AM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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I've seen this before, but it was in white, I am almost certain.

I dont like whores to visit me in such garb though, unless it is specifically for a visit where we are going out. I'll never get over the time one of my former favorites comes over dressed to kill, KNOWING before hand I was making dinner (Italian), and then "dodges" my food because she didnt want to mess up her dress. Dumb fucking whore, I almost made her eat in the nude...Instead I call the Sister up, tell her to bring the family over to dinner (they eat like shiite) and I take Mizz Spray N wash out to strip club, get her totally snockered and then force her to wear a bib while I order the messiest appetizers on the menu (by then she was too drunkt o care or protest.) I made damn sure she didnt slop anything on her dress, then drove her home in the Burglar van and had my driver her dump her in the Building's lobby. Never saw her again.

But it is a nice dress, I'd allow Stoli-whore to accompany me to my Next Donors dinner, but at UCONN, not harvard. You'd make more of a splash at the UCONN function, plus their parties are always more fun. At Harvard, everyone has Yellow teeth, geniuses typically are too preoccupied to remember to bush and floss...



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#361996 - 09/23/08 01:32 AM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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I have to say though, I never, nor will ever, understand, or care about a chick's "bag". It's like the body's appendix to me, totally useless, and at times a pain in the ass (like if she misplaces it, has it stolen, or dirtied/messed up and derails the whole fucking evening trying to find/fix it).

Things Burg cares about/notices in a woman/whore:

--eyes
--Mouth
--Booty
--**What comes out of MOUTH (i.e. words)...this is probably most important, and more likely to get me thinking about what certain stuff looks like GOING in her mouth
--Dress
--Fragrance
--Knowledge of Finances/Money (subset of what comes out of her mouth)
--Ability to shut the fuck up every 15 minutes or so and let me get a word in edge wise...very important since I tend to be a good listener (I consciously Strive to be, not only because I am hard of hearing, but it is the only way I will ever know if this broad is worth my valuable time.)
--Table manners
--Whether she talks shit about other people or not, especially other women and thei looks/appearances. Nothing burns my buns more than listening to a hott chick BLAST other chick's looks...if she is Hott, she has nothing to worry about, so her only motivation for talking shit must be an EVIL nature. At that point, the best she can hope for from me is a ONE time splooge payment, and me totally jerking off on her beautiful-on-the-outside/Hideous-on-the-inside Face. And then sneaking out of the room while she cleans herself up....



...BAG is next to last thing I care about, only more important than wondering what her Boogers look like.
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#361997 - 09/23/08 10:34 AM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#361998 - 09/23/08 12:53 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Gypsy, the first one looks like a bordello but I dig the rest, esp the grey suede. There's a D+G coat I want. At $1500, no way am I getting it. It's a blue and green tartan plaid wool trench. Can't find a pic, but...

Must have this dress NOW!



But I also want THIS COAT, TOO!!!! Shelley Lubben better start begging on myspace for my shit!!!


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#361999 - 09/23/08 01:39 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Here are the type of bags I prefer.

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#362000 - 09/23/08 02:32 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#362001 - 09/23/08 05:36 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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My wedding gown I wed the first Mr. Chilled Stoli in was a Badgley, so I have a small spot for them. But when I marry again, I'd rather do it in this number lol

Holy Shit, yum

And Burg, I think it's great that you don't care about women's bags, but I care about my accoutrements and they make me feel very sexy. And I'd love to attend a UConn function with you, but you'll have to be my date at the Bryn girls reunion. They'd be soooo intrigued.
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#362002 - 09/23/08 05:42 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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"I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.

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#362003 - 09/23/08 08:43 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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G....the first ones really make me happy....love the red, those are his recent ones . And that grey coat is fuckin fab but I dont like the fur on the collar....and yes the grey suede shoes are orgasmic.

Chilled...that dress would look beautiful on you with your complexion and hair color. What style of shoe would you wear with it??

Have2Cit, those are my favorite bags, but Im not supposed to like those types anymore.

GiGi I never liked that at all. It's horrible in my opinion.

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#362004 - 09/23/08 11:03 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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When I read the heading, I was gonna be a smart ass and post Longshot's infamous pic. Thankfully, I came to my senses.
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#362005 - 09/23/08 11:51 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Bags of drugs are fine in this thread. Not my thing, but I can see how people want them. Longshot's 'bag' is not welcome here. So not a bag I'll do anything for.
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#362006 - 09/26/08 07:15 AM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#362007 - 09/26/08 08:12 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#362008 - 09/26/08 08:21 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Quote:

Boots I got yesterday:

http://i34.tinypic.com/4f385.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/2ugf960.jpg



You should've checked TJ Maxx on 6th Ave and 18th street, they have similar boots but without the black lines for around $40-$50.

Boots $50 but the black lines will cost you another $200

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#362009 - 09/27/08 06:42 AM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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[Biff]She usually gets boots with white lines on them.[/Biff]
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#362010 - 09/27/08 12:15 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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[Biff]She usually gets boots with white lines on them.[/Biff]


I dont sniff white lines, I "USED" to inject them and they weren't white they were beige. I dont use coke, never did. Get it right if you're trying to make a funny Mr. Unknown.

And Panzer, I like the black lines on them, means you can wear more things with them, wore them one time already and the compliments were phenomenal, and I like designer boots, not $50.00 boots. I'd wear $50.00 boots for the snow and even my snow boots were $80.00. BTW I love em, and that's really all that matters.
One question though, why are you female boot shopping Panz??

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#362011 - 09/28/08 10:00 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#362012 - 10/06/08 08:21 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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#362013 - 10/07/08 05:34 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
chilledstoli Offline
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I love these fragrances, they are literally intoxicating http://www.creedfragrances.co.uk/site/products/fragrances_for_women/millesime_fragrances (my fav is the Love in White). Even though it's truly amazing I can't justify spending $180 for 2 oz of nuthin.
Guess don't give an eff if its Creed or Bath and Body anyway
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#362014 - 10/07/08 07:31 PM Re: I'll do anything for this bag.
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Never smelled them, I saw the black one once in a window, I forgot which store, but I didnt know they had a whole line. Thanks for the info.

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