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#361962 - 09/22/08 04:02 PM Personal Asst Needed
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I am officially a lazy bitch. Sure, I can do these things myself, but if I can get away with someone else doing them for me...why not!? Look, when I'm not working or hitting the gym, I'd rather be napping. Personal assistant to be hired in exchange for clothes. You: Female or able to fit women's size 2. Pay: Free clothes- Betsey Johnson, BCBG, Abercrombie, Theory, Forever21, Marc Jacobs... Duties: Kinkos, post office, dry cleaning, laundry, making beds, hanging up clothes, occasional driving, making carrot/apple/ginger smoothies, writing down names at porn parties. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#361963 - 09/22/08 04:04 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
chilledstoli Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 07/09/08 Posts: 267 Loc: The District	I'll do it if I can make out with you and you buy me lychee cocktails. Masters degree be damned. _________________________ "I mean, when I went to see this estrogen fiesta in the theaters, dozens of vaginas practically exploded for it. They all came dressed up and were screaming like they just saw a 10-inch dick." -Dlisted.com on the Sex and the City movie.
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#361964 - 09/22/08 04:06 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	I would love to do this only i'm not in LA I think I would find driving a little bit difficult at first too - I don't know how you guys can all drive on the wrong side of the road, with the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car...
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#361965 - 09/22/08 04:08 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	^^^Now that's what I call going beyond the call of duty. Looks like we have a strong applicant already! Edited because that was meant for chilledstoli, not Ben. Edited by gia jordan (09/22/08 04:10 PM) _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#361966 - 09/22/08 04:20 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Stevie Why shoots gerbils out his ass and sprints into this thread in.. 3 2 1 ... _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#361967 - 09/22/08 07:55 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Sounds good, although I cant fit into your requirements.
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#361968 - 09/23/08 03:13 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: ^^^Now that's what I call going beyond the call of duty. Looks like we have a strong applicant already! Edited because that was meant for chilledstoli, not Ben. I would do it even without the free clothes!
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#361969 - 09/23/08 03:25 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
*Null* AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/12/08 Posts: 559 Loc: Give 'em rope	Even though I'm not gay, I'd like to fuck Ben in the ass. _________________________ Sandblasted faces, no mouths to scream. Needless object always scratching. This breach in heaven irised shut. It scorns the land without even ghosts
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