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#361962 - 09/22/08 04:02 PM Personal Asst Needed
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I am officially a lazy bitch. Sure, I can do these things myself, but if I can get away with someone else doing them for me...why not!? Look, when I'm not working or hitting the gym, I'd rather be napping.

Personal assistant to be hired in exchange for clothes.

You: Female or able to fit women's size 2.
Pay: Free clothes- Betsey Johnson, BCBG, Abercrombie, Theory, Forever21, Marc Jacobs...

Duties: Kinkos, post office, dry cleaning, laundry, making beds, hanging up clothes, occasional driving, making carrot/apple/ginger smoothies, writing down names at porn parties.
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#361963 - 09/22/08 04:04 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
chilledstoli Offline
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Registered: 07/09/08
Posts: 267
Loc: The District
I'll do it if I can make out with you and you buy me lychee cocktails. Masters degree be damned.
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#361964 - 09/22/08 04:06 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I would love to do this only i'm not in LA

I think I would find driving a little bit difficult at first too - I don't know how you guys can all drive on the wrong side of the road, with the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car...

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#361965 - 09/22/08 04:08 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^Now that's what I call going beyond the call of duty. Looks like we have a strong applicant already!

Edited because that was meant for chilledstoli, not Ben.


Edited by gia jordan (09/22/08 04:10 PM)
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#361966 - 09/22/08 04:20 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Stevie Why shoots gerbils out his ass and sprints into this thread in..

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#361967 - 09/22/08 07:55 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Sounds good, although I cant fit into your requirements.

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#361968 - 09/23/08 03:13 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
ben Offline
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Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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^^^Now that's what I call going beyond the call of duty. Looks like we have a strong applicant already!

Edited because that was meant for chilledstoli, not Ben.




I would do it even without the free clothes!

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#361969 - 09/23/08 03:25 PM Re: Personal Asst Needed
*Null* Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 559
Loc: Give 'em rope
Even though I'm not gay, I'd like to fuck Ben in the ass.
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