I hate to pile on, but on a hunch I had a contact at the IRS do some digging into Brandon's tax returns for the last 10 years, just on a hunch. Turns out in 2005 he claimed $125 in charitable donations to WHO GIVES A FUCK which apparently isn't even a registered NPO. I don't need to remind you that tax fraud is a serious crime, Mr. Irons, aka "XXXXX XXXXXXXX".

Also, we're following up on a tip that Brandon drowned a kitten once because it got a little too old and wasn't cute anymore. He kept eye contact while he did it. Fuckin barbaric.