And why waste time enyoying the sweet, sweet pieces of pussy candy laid out in aisles like a 7-11 store. We should focus on politics, laws, and games of woulda-coulda-shoulda.

Good grief. I'll bet your favorite piece of legislation is the Mann Act. Double good grief.

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