We are talking about women who fuck on camera and you are talking about domestic duties. Careful, Ed Gein. You might shap and go off the deep end.

(When I shoot at a location, it's not ordinary practice to steam clean anything but the woman who got messed up.)

Your fixation with vacuums makes me wonder what other uses they serve for you. Be careful, my friend. You are not mechanically inclined. Remember that time you wrote me about an interview at www.loadmymouth.com where the woman said she blamed hickies on her then-14-year-old neck as being burns from a curling iron? I found out you seriously injured yourself by inserting a plugged-in curling iron into your anus. Sir, I don't know how you withstood that pain but you are a a hero to every gay ER nurse west of the Mississippi. Talk about the resiliency of your asshole has become legend at Cedars-Sinai and I hope you are sitting on chairs without the aid of a blow-up donut ring soon.

It was not me who started calling you Krispy Creme behind your back......just know that, ok?