Whenever I want to play tough guy on a forum and lob hate missiles at a male adversary, the first thing I always think of is finding a naked picture of him with a sexy hard-on from my photo archive shrine of him, loading it into photoshop, and studying it lovingly for 15 minutes (hoping no one walks in - imagine the scene), then I draw little descriptions and lines next to all my favorite parts of him - parts that I "hate", and finally I post the humiliating picture for all to see. Not humiliating for me, humiliating for him. HIM I say! No one will detect the homo-frustrated undercurrent flowing at the root of this hateful act!

/sarc