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Christ this is still going on? :roll eyes:

Speaking of Anita Blonde, I had a little crush on her partner-in-crime Anita Dark back at the time.

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(Me speaking in a McCain-type of voice at the next Town Hall XXX Meeting): My friends, we've got many problems. The economy is tanking. Women are now entering MMA fights...I'm looking at you, Gina Carano. Single men such as myself are receiving the best blowjobs that money can buy. Yet we still have this nagging doubt, this lack of confidence in our pornographic leaders. Listen, friends, I've been a maverick ever since shooting a load on Ashley Nicole's face in BONFIRE OF THE PANTIES back in 1991. I have the experience. When that phone call comes at 3am from a drunken whore looking to earn a few bucks, I won't require any on-the-job training. America can trust me to do the right thing.

People are worried about losing their homes. I know how to fix this. My plan calls for immediate action. Any attractive woman 18-25 who swallows will be allowed to stay in my home. That's not rocket science, that's good economic policy.

Now, I don't like to speak badly about my opponent but let's get to know have2cit. He has ties with many radical groups such as NOW (National Organization for Women). He donates every year to Breast Cancer Awareness. He refuses to admit that emergency shelters, or "newly-single bars" as I call them, are ideal recruiting places.

So, America (especially the ladies), you can get with this (points finger at self) or you can get with that one. Do the right thing on Erection Day and vote in a man with experience. We're not even sure have2shit can get it up. I, on the other hand, know how to organize communitites of young women. Usually, I organize them from shortest to tallest on their knees.

I know how to reach across the aisle and tickle the fancies of the Obama Mamas as well as the McCainiacs. I've also reached under tables and played footsie, too. Folks, when it comes to receiving blowjobs, there are not many places I won't reach out to.

On November 4th, vote for a maverick, not someone who still drives one.