Yes, I can see you are sharp enough to fast-track your investigation. If your notes are correct, it started with Anita Blonde in 1997. I wrestled a giant rubber snake to save her and the embarrassing footage was uploaded at the expense of my feelings of self-worth. I was voted Least Talented Person on youtube until Sanjaya came along. Do you confirm these findings, Matlock?


Remember, FBI backwards stands for I Be Fuckin'.

You Be Whinin'.

Don't be hating a man for getting as much pussy as that man desires.