I'm sorry to report that Kapri suffered a relapse last night. She was found tunneling into a sperm bank in Chatsworth, California, at 11:48pm yesterday. The arresting officer quoted her as saying, "What? I was only going to get some for a friend who is trying to conceive."

Sure, Kapri. Sure.
I had no idea she was this far gone and would ask that she be included in your thoughts and prayers as she fights her way through this troubled time in her life.