Please don't confuse sweet, angelic Jenny with evil, hateful Haley.

TV commercial (Not yet shot. A confused Brandon Iron sits at the dinner table with his Dad): "But if she feels that way, why would Haley treat me so badly?"

Brandon's TV Dad: "Well, she's kinda like this roll. Flaky on the outside and flaky on the inside. She's just a whore."

Brandon (face lighting up after mental revelation about the nature of whores): "Oh yeah! I get it!"